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[Sirus]

Lightbulb in the kitchen exploded O_o

[Tellemurius]

Got a call from an agent up in Milwaukee. Because he got a call from some random local business whose computers suddenly flashed up the FBI logo and claimed to need a payment directed to a certain link to unlock their computer.

1. FBI logo. Why did he call ATF?
2. Why the flying fuck are you calling me??
"Well, what should the guy do?"
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS! He needs to talk to someone who actually gets paid to deal with him! Tell him to pour gasoline on his computers and light a match! Then, when the building burns down and you get sent out to investigate, THEN call me if you have a computer problem.

Was that guy's name was Gary?

[lordcooper]

Snoop Dogg is now Snoop Lion and Bob Marley.  These are strange days.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

So he's turning into a Mac? He'll be Snoop Ocelot next time he rebrands himself, then Snoop Kimodo Dragon.

[Scelly9]

Got a call from an agent up in Milwaukee. Because he got a call from some random local business whose computers suddenly flashed up the FBI logo and claimed to need a payment directed to a certain link to unlock their computer.

1. FBI logo. Why did he call ATF?
2. Why the flying fuck are you calling me??
"Well, what should the guy do?"
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS! He needs to talk to someone who actually gets paid to deal with him! Tell him to pour gasoline on his computers and light a match! Then, when the building burns down and you get sent out to investigate, THEN call me if you have a computer problem.

Ah, people. Why must you know nothing about computers?

[Ultimuh]

I take a look outside the window and realize, the whole town is covered in mist.
So what would you think would happen?

1. It is evil and will transform me if I ever take a step outside.
2. Ultimuh was comforted by a lovely waterfall mist lately
3. Both

[Jopax]

Only one way to find out really, go out and inhale DEEPLY!!!!

Also, WTF related:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/TED-TEDS-SCREEN-USED-TORN-BODY-LORIS-HERO-SEWING-KIT-NEEDLE-/150865394224#ht_1990wt_1396


IT KEEPS GOING UP!!!

[Yoink]

Both, obviously. Duh.

This line in the About text is the best:

For example, a vast porno cluster can be seen between Brazil and Japan as well as a host of minor clusters uniting websites of the same field or similar purposes.

It's kinda odd that wordpress.com is way off in the outer reaches, seemingly unrelated to everything else.

Also, why is bay12games.com located just beyond "swingersheaven.com"??!? 

Back in a while fellas, I have, uhh, RL stuff to attend to.

* Yoink struts over next door in his flare jeans and leather vest.

[Truean]

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[Lord Inquisitor]

Got a call from an agent up in Milwaukee. Because he got a call from some random local business whose computers suddenly flashed up the FBI logo and claimed to need a payment directed to a certain link to unlock their computer.

1. FBI logo. Why did he call ATF?
2. Why the flying fuck are you calling me??
"Well, what should the guy do?"
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS! He needs to talk to someone who actually gets paid to deal with him! Tell him to pour gasoline on his computers and light a match! Then, when the building burns down and you get sent out to investigate, THEN call me if you have a computer problem.

ukash virus, got hit with it yesterday/lastnight speent 6 hrs+ removing and checking files on PC.

Blasted thing apparently is tailored to local police force to give you the shits.
I have had the real police warning popup, they dont look for cash but you gets the major shits anyway.
Reason to know its fake looks for £100 English and we use € Euro.

[Scelly9]

Reason to know its fake looks for £100 English and we use € Euro.

Or, the fact that it's looking for money at all.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I have had the real police warning popup, they dont look for cash but you gets the major shits anyway.

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[Lord Inquisitor]

I have had the real police warning popup, they dont look for cash but you gets the major shits anyway.

?

Pirate bay, you get reported by ISP for even looking at it. and a nice big warning on screen.

They started on their satellite yet?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I have had the real police warning popup, they dont look for cash but you gets the major shits anyway.

?

Pirate bay, you get reported by ISP for even looking at it. and a nice big warning on screen.

They started on their satellite yet?

Oh, as far as I am aware my ISP does no reporting. They may not even keep records, I'm not sure.

[Tellemurius]

I have had the real police warning popup, they dont look for cash but you gets the major shits anyway.

?

Pirate bay, you get reported by ISP for even looking at it. and a nice big warning on screen.

They started on their satellite yet?

Oh, as far as I am aware my ISP does no reporting. They may not even keep records, I'm not sure.

i have comcast and so far they haven't nailed me for anything, maybe because im chucking out $100+ for their services >_>