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"I came home one day to find this unicorn mask on the chair opposite my bed. I don't know how it got there, but I know what it wants. Me. One day the unicorn mask will impale me on it's horn and I will die. Until then, it watches me sleep at night. Watching. Waiting. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night because I've seen a flash of light hit its' eye and I think it's time. Time for the unicorn mask. "Not yet, not yet," the mask will whiny and I will fall back to sleep, to dream and wonder."
It watches
I've been warned the CIA may poke about in my stuff soon (Job stuff) and I can only imagine what the list will be like.
"Specimen looked at the following items on the internet. Slenderman.com. SCPwiki.com. Bay12.com. CIA.com. HowToStopGovernmentIntrusion.com. TheyAreFollowingMe.com. Amazon.com (Unicorn mask, tin foil, tazer, purple crayon, anti-spyware devices) Google.com (How to stop the government from tracking you, the cia is onto me, assembling a giant death ray, steel, computer hardware, mirrors, laser generator, electric generators, hiding giant death laser,folding hats out of tin foil)"
Yeah, the Unicorn mask wouldn't be the weirdest thing on any of our lists would it?
How exactly DO you hide a death laser?Anyways, my WTF of the day comes from Carthage declaring war on me from halfway around the planet and then immediately suing for peace. Also, why did Geneva declare the war on them? Can city-states do that? Why didn't it notify me of this war? This reeks of cheating A.I, but I'm not sure how.
Oh, and now the world thinks I'm a warmongering menace. For being attacked. Dammit, Dido.