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[penguinofhonor]

It's interesting how my mind manages to link them together. Last night I was at a funeral at my grandma's old house, then I ended up running on foot to a school nearby, then I ended up making out with a teacher, then it turned out the nearby Catholic school was brainwashing kids and turning them into zombie sort of things that were trying to capture me.

There were definitely one or two more, but those are the ones I've forgotten mostly by now. There was something about my family moving into a house that was near these schools and me switching from the Catholic one to a public one, which was the justification the Catholic school zombies had for wanting to capture me.

Man, maybe this remembering all my dreams thing is more interesting than I've given it credit for.

[i2amroy]

Man, maybe this remembering all my dreams thing is more interesting than I've given it credit for.

The craziest thing I've had so far was when I had one of those "awesome adventure" type dreams, but only got about halfway through it. Then about 2 weeks later I actually dreamt a "part 2" type dream that picked up where the last one left off and ended with me waking up right before the credits would have rolled. The whole thing even ended with us all raising our glasses in a toast and then a freeze-frame sepia transition, most movie-like dream I have ever had.

[penguinofhonor]

The craziest thing I've had so far was when I had one of those "awesome adventure" type dreams, but only got about halfway through it. Then about 2 weeks later I actually dreamt a "part 2" type dream that picked up where the last one left off and ended with me waking up right before the credits would have rolled. The whole thing even ended with us all raising our glasses in a toast and then a freeze-frame sepia transition, most movie-like dream I have ever had.

Sequel stuff only really happens to me with suffocation nightmares. And it's more like "you woke up before you died last time, let's try to kill you again". Luckily I haven't had one of those since high school.

I remember having some episodic dream in about twenty different parts throughout elementary school, but I don't remember the specific topic. It would just come back again every month or two.

you made out with a teacher...?

I hope it wasn't an old one...

No worries there. It seems sexual/relationship stuff is off limits for my psyche fucking with me.

[kisame12794]

The dream I get most often is a Silent Hill esque nightmare, only instead of monsters, it's zombie care bears. Huh.

[kaijyuu]

Deep seated fears of your sparkly and colorful side. Embrace your inner care bear, and the nightmares will go away.

[Putnam]

It was recognition is fun I use of following posts except this one this is what happened the night dive normally don't touch me

[i2amroy]

It was recognition is fun I use of following posts except this one this is what happened the night dive normally don't touch me

What? 

[Aklyon]

Putnam is attempting to dictation software posts his.

[i2amroy]

Putnam is attempting to dictation software posts his.

Ahh. Makes sense. I think I'll just stick to typing thank you very much.

[Ultimuh]

don't touch me

hur hur hur.

"HEY! DON'T TOUCH ME!"

I hate and love that ringtone. 

[Putnam]

If at all mumble it actually comes out pretty well.

I mean of course if I don't.  Also punctuation is ignored unless dictated specifically.

[Valid_Dark]

earlier when I did my dictation, its only because I was on my phone, and couldn't be bothered to type, also I was watching futurama at the same time so I think some of the audio mixed in with what I was saying.

[lemon10]

I had a dream a few days ago where an alien crash landed, and afterwards (but during the dream) I was like, "Yup, that picture posted on the forum totally WAS aliens after all" (I think someone pasted a big picture a week or so ago that was a giant rock or something in orbit that looked vaguely like it could be an alien spaceship).
A bunch of stuff happened after that I don't remember (because it was rather mundane).
And then I became an alien kid a while later (I sort of morphed into him at some stage due to dream logic), and had an abusive step mother (who didn't know I was an alien (I think, or I may have been human at that point, hard to tell)). I ran away with Issac Newton (who was a clone or something(?) I honestly have no clue why he was alive in modern times) to the military base where I crash landed. The guards yelled at us to stop, and tackled us, but then Newton was like "Its me, Newton" and they were all like "Oh hey there, sorry about that" and helped us back up.
Can't remember anything after that (I may have woken up at that point).

It was really quite a bizzare dream (that said, pretty much all of my dreams are bizzare anyways).

[kaijyuu]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/22/florida-jesus-threatens-antichrist-neighbor-with-crowbar/

[Lectorog]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/22/florida-jesus-threatens-antichrist-neighbor-with-crowbar/

Why does the URL say crowbar when the article says tire iron?