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[Lord Inquisitor]

Internet, what strange and exotic gifts do you have for me today?

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dont know why she has nipple stap on given she is completly clothed or do silicone costumes count as naked in US?

[Aklyon]

The US is just awkward about naked people in general. Too many overzealous people.

[alway]

I think the magistrate doing arraignments is purposefully giving me the worst god damn assigned criminal defense cases she can find. Not sure what I did to piss her off (this time).

In keeping with this theme another lawyer I know also seems pissed off at me. He referred me a case where it appeared a woman and her husband were having problems with a condo/homeowner's association. So fine, I talk to them. She doesn't know what the problem could be.

She owns 17 cats.... John, you fucker. I feel I was denied critical need to know sit. rep.  on this referral.

He really should've gotten her to legal aid or something, because damn. I mean really. In any event I know several farmers, who agreed to take about 7 of the cats, after I talked her into realizing that .... god damn. It isn't like the animal shelters want a shit ton of cats all at once like that. I guess they can chill out in the barn with the cows or whatever.

So I call up John. His secretary transfers in the call to him, and from the get go, he is laughing his ass off.... Prick.

I'm with kaijyuu on this one. That's actually kinda hilarious. That said, if I were John I'd be sending over a vintage and expensive bottle of whatever your favorite liquor is, as the "thank you for taking that shit sandwich off my plate" gift.

And suddenly, Truean's avatar becomes 10 cats.

[Loud Whispers]

The US is just awkward about █████ people in general. Too many overzealous people.

Ftfy

[Aklyon]

The US is just awkward totally correct about █████ people in general. Too manyNot enough zealous people.

Ftfy

FTFYFM.

Also, Not sure if serious.

[Truean]

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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Cheapest Assassin this side of the cloning vats.

[RedKing]

Was just warm and partly cloudy a bit earlier. One good burst of thunder, and HOLY SHIT IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS! 

[Scelly9]

Was just warm and partly cloudy a bit earlier. One good burst of thunder, and HOLY SHIT IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS! 

I WANT RAIN. 

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Was just warm and partly cloudy a bit earlier. One good burst of thunder, and HOLY SHIT IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS! 

My wall is bleeding water.

[Frumple]

aaaaah, so when they try to avoid paying you, all they need to do is get you booze!

you are a dwarf. I admire you.

Only if it's really high quality booze. The kind can turn around and sell for enough to cover the bill.

Damn straight you can pay in booze if it's 2k USD to the bottle and has a live market.

[RedKing]

Was just warm and partly cloudy a bit earlier. One good burst of thunder, and HOLY SHIT IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS! 

My wall is bleeding water.

You have a squeamish Amityville Horror.

[Karlito]

Posters being cloned??

[Karnewarrior]

The only option is to breed the clones and create an army, which we then stage in a battle against a mass of robots to ee who is the victor and who should rule the galaxy, only to find that the Aqizzar clone has taken over, beginning a long and dark era of evil rule to be broken only by a magical psuedo-buddhist with a laser sword and some extremely cheesy hair.

Then they blow up the moon. The End.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Member search only brings up the real Dutchling. Probably just a forum error, like (Awaiting Approval).