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[Sirus]

The Mind Fucking Stupidity of the creature called a dog. Dummest animal known to man, lot of then should be used as food or shot for sport. I really hate dogs! How can a animal be so retarded and annoying.

Tell that to all the seeing-eye, disabled-helper, bomb-sniffing, rescue-working, K-9 dogs out there. Don't worry, they'll love you no matter what you think of them.

[penguinofhonor]

My friend was drinking some parsley tea because she read somewhere that starts your period. It's super gross, obviously, so she ended up spitting it out all over the ground. And my feet.

This is why stupid online homeopathy is stupid.

[Loud Whispers]

The Mind Fucking Stupidity of the creature called a dog. Dummest animal known to man, lot of then should be used as food or shot for sport. I really hate dogs! How can a animal be so retarded and annoying.

Tell that to all the seeing-eye, disabled-helper, bomb-sniffing, rescue-working, K-9 dogs out there. Don't worry, they'll love you no matter what you think of them.

FEEL THE GUILT

[Pnx]

Yeah, some dogs can actually be pretty clever and show a decent amount of reasoning skills, others are dumb as bricks and show absolutely no reasoning skills at all.

I don't want to sound sexist but I've noticed female dogs seem to be better at figuring out ways to manipulate and play tricks on people, whereas the male dogs seem to show more gusto and energy.

[Nadaka]

My friend was drinking some parsley tea because she read somewhere that starts your period. It's super gross, obviously, so she ended up spitting it out all over the ground. And my feet.

This is why stupid online homeopathy is stupid.

Because online homeopathy is the same as homeopathy. Its total bullshit that people like to believe because they are dumb enough to think that believing something will make them feel better.

[Loud Whispers]

Because online homeopathy is the same as homeopathy. Its total bullshit that people like to believe because they are dumb enough to think that believing something will make them feel better.

Well there is truth in you feeling better. Whether or not your ACTUAL health changes on the other hand...

[kaijyuu]

Never underestimate the power of placebos.

[penguinofhonor]

She's not even the kind of person who does that sort of thing. I guess she just thought "Hey, we've got parsley in the cupboard. What harm could it do?" and then she spat it all over my feet.

[Bauglir]

The placebo effect is still an effect. Technically.

[Dutchling]

So I read a book (The 4th book in the A Tale of Ice and Fire series) for the second time.

Spoiler: spoilery spoilers (click to show/hide)

I knew that at the end Jaime would be hanged by undead lady Catalyn.
Guess what? Someone else died this time. What the fuck? I can't complain, Brienne was one of the most boring characters and Jaime is awesome, but still. I'm not used to books changing when you read them for a second time.

[Jopax]

So I read a book (The 4th book in the A Tale of Ice and Fire series) for the second time.

Spoiler: spoilery spoilers (click to show/hide)

I knew that at the end Jaime would be hanged by undead lady Catalyn.
Guess what? Someone else died this time. What the fuck? I can't complain, Brienne was one of the most boring characters and Jaime is awesome, but still. I'm not used to books changing when you read them for a second time.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

At first I was, no she doesn't, I clearly remember a hanging, but the one armed golden boy doesn't die, not when he becomes awesome.
Then I realize that you were being silly, Marting kills people only a short while after they have become likeable/awesome/badass, only exceptions being Tyrion and the Stark kids (but that's because the bastards are short so the beheading axe of cruel storytelling can't get them yet)

Also, both Iron Man movies have hints at the Mandarin, which I realized only after reading about them, quite obscure frankly, but very obvious to the fans I guess.

[ChairmanPoo]

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NOBODY dies at the end of ASOiF 4

[Siquo]

The Mind Fucking Stupidity of the creature called a dog. Dummest animal known to man, lot of then should be used as food or shot for sport. I really hate dogs! How can a animal be so retarded and annoying.

Tell that to all the seeing-eye, disabled-helper, bomb-sniffing, rescue-working, K-9 dogs out there. Don't worry, they'll love you no matter what you think of them.

FEEL THE GUILT

Nah, I agree, they're not even natural. They're a man-made abomination and all dogs should be purged from the face of the earth.

[alway]

I think I just read the most punny sentence I've yet seen in 'journalism.'
In an article about inflatable heat shields:

It’s all “science friction” — pushing the envelope, quite literally, while trying to beat the heat of atmospheric re-entry.

3 puns in one sentence. GG.

[Lord Inquisitor]

I have 2 dogs at my place, both the parents/sisters, I hate dog and they are the reason. Kinda like collies, had a collie as kid, big and annoying but not so stupid. These are just stupic and gonna get the police around with their habbit of chasing everyone on the road.

As for cats we had 17 of them about the house once people kept dumping kittens and straws on tyhe entrance. Got rid of them eventually and kept our own, a persian who who sat on your skoulder like a parrot even when you didnt want it to. Its brother was a idiot who pised on everthing.
is some proff that cat owners kill themselves and have more car accidents, wonder if insurance companies charge extra for cat owners. they charge for everything else.

"man-made abomination "

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