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[Aseaheru]

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[Yoink]

Whiskey: Gives you the open-mindedness to work through your problems and then makes your forget them all.

[MaximumZero]

Krokodil: Building up your tolerance to life by rotting you from the inside out.

[Svarte Troner]

Vodka: Make you strong like Russian bear, comrade! Once you figure out why you have wake up in Siberian blizzard with no clothes on and missing few teeth *hearty Russian laugh*.

[MaximumZero]

As Homer Simpson put it...

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[Hanslanda]

Xanax: Calms you down and pisses you off.

[Lord Inquisitor]

E405 Propylene glycol alginate or antifreeze in my beer!
added for mouthfeel
Sold as "English Craft Beer"!
Insult to english beer, at least they admitted putting it in.

[Hanslanda]

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So, if you get antifreeze poisoning, the hospital gives you medicinal alcohol. Which means that antifreeze is your best bet for suicide attempts.

[MaximumZero]

At least it smells nice...I can't vouch for the taste, though.

[Hanslanda]

It is supposed to be really sweet. That's why dogs die from antifreeze poisoning so often, it tastes good to them. :/ Poor puppies. It also forms crystals in your bladder and kidneys, and those crystals begin tearing and stabbing your insides. Alcohol prevents it from doing so, and you just urinate it out before it can hurt you.

[kaijyuu]

It's horrible nasty stuff in pretty much every conceivable way. Excellent way to go blind or get brain damage. Also a pain to dispose of properly, as you don't just dump it down the drain or outside in the weeds (unless you're a Captain Planet villain who likes to pollute the local groundwater).

[Skyrunner]

Oh. So that's why antifreeze in his cocktails didn't kill this dude a bunch of other dudes were trying to kill off for insurance money didn't work.

It doesn't explain his other luck, such as being driven over by a taxi twice, being aired in cold winter with water splashed on him after being intoxicated by alcohol, surviving the rat poison that also was in his drinks, and other miscellaneous feats.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Krokodil: Building up your tolerance to life by rotting you from the inside out.

The strange thing is that the primary ingredient is apparently eyedrops. Talk about an unexpected source for the most deadly recreational drug on Earth.

[MaximumZero]

Well, look at the big thing in the south..."purple drank". Yes, that's really the name. Anyway, it's made with cough syrup.

[Sirus]

Isn't meth supposedly made with cough syrup?