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[Jopax]

So my roommate (the annoying one) has been playing Minecraft for over half a year now I think, possibly more. He has built stuff, even bragged about an automated sugarcane collecting farm.

Today, he asks me, what tool cuts the wood fastest, the asks how do you spell axe.

Like, dude, I know you are an idiot, but you can still suprise me with the sheer level of it :O

[Loud Whispers]

Dude, axe has an invisible ♣ in it

[miauw62]

It suddenly started raining.


Fucking hard.


Everything was dry, suddenly big cloud and boom, everything is wet.

[Darvi]

Yeah the weather's been like that for days.

[MaximumZero]

I find it very entertaning that my 2 young kids will go into great detail about what foods come from cows, chicken and sheep...

My daughter horrified some of my ex's family friends with the following quote. "Daddy, that chicken is big and fat! It looks delicious! Let's eat it!"

[miauw62]

Your daughter is awesome.


On a seperate note:

Bastion with all idols is very, very difficult.
I'm at the level where a cage is slowly lifting and fucktons of enemies spawn on you.

;_;

[Lagslayer]

I find it very entertaning that my 2 young kids will go into great detail about what foods come from cows, chicken and sheep...

My daughter horrified some of my ex's family friends with the following quote. "Daddy, that chicken is big and fat! It looks delicious! Let's eat it!"

This is hilarious.

[kaijyuu]

They're so cute when they're bloodthirsty.

[Knight of Fools]

Wasn't there an Invader Zim episode about that?

[Descan]

What happens when they turn four?

[kaijyuu]

They grow out of it.

[Dutchling]

This is random.

[Neonivek]

I was watching a review of a Ewok movie and the reviewer mentioned how the human has an animal like the Ewoks on her planet called bears.

Then I just thought and went "Wait a minute, no she doesn't... Her home world is in a galaxy far far away from us. She has no bears".

Then I was "Wait... How did humans get to a galaxy far far away?"

Then I checked and apperantly even Starwars doesn't know how humans ended up in a galaxy far far away. They are in fact one of the most mysterious species in all of Starwars lore in terms of their origin. I am not even kidding the Starwars universe has NO idea where humans came from.

[kaijyuu]

I always figured they were human aliens. No origin though, even in the expanded universe? Kinda surprising.

[Neonivek]

I always figured they were human aliens. No origin though, even in the expanded universe? Kinda surprising.

They WOULD be human aliens except you forget that Starwars takes place within our own universe. So humans are actually... Us.

And yeah not even in the expanded universe.