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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14863940 times)

miauw62

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11265 on: June 20, 2012, 01:37:16 pm »

I read something somewhere about a page getting deleted by creationists, the page was about internal bible contradictories.
(if that is even spelled right.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11266 on: June 20, 2012, 01:38:51 pm »

Yeah.
I learned all my english by myself.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11267 on: June 20, 2012, 01:48:02 pm »

Yeah.
I learned all my english by myself.
That's unpossible!  :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11268 on: June 20, 2012, 01:48:27 pm »

Okay, and the occasional google translate.
(only single words. full sentences always fail)
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11269 on: June 20, 2012, 02:05:46 pm »

Found nursing home for someone's dad. It is free because he is a severely disabled vet who served in wartime.

"Her response, but it's in [town] so I couldn't visit so often...." and then she sort of jokingly added, "couldn't they move it closer...."

???

Apocalypse please.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11270 on: June 20, 2012, 02:07:49 pm »

just explain to her that a typical nursing home costs between 4 and 8 thousand dollars a month.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11271 on: June 20, 2012, 02:09:02 pm »

just explain to her that a typical nursing home costs between 4 and 8 thousand dollars a month.

I did....:( It can also easily be more....
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11272 on: June 20, 2012, 02:18:09 pm »

You know how in RPGs Mages are the only class that actually uses intellect?

That lady is definitely not a mage. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11273 on: June 20, 2012, 02:21:43 pm »

Bah, you're just not playing the right RPGs.

... Neither am I. :<
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11275 on: June 20, 2012, 02:38:01 pm »

Found nursing home for someone's dad. It is free because he is a severely disabled vet who served in wartime.

"Her response, but it's in [town] so I couldn't visit so often...." and then she sort of jokingly added, "couldn't they move it closer...."

???

Apocalypse please.

At least he has someone who wants to visit him...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11276 on: June 20, 2012, 03:08:08 pm »

Someone's mini-fridge appears to be taking a shower in my dorm bathroom.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11277 on: June 20, 2012, 03:10:22 pm »

THAT'S how I use my Intelligence score in combat, DUMBASS!!
I love OOTS.

Someone's mini-fridge appears to be taking a shower in my dorm bathroom.
That right there? Bonafide WTF.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11278 on: June 20, 2012, 03:13:26 pm »

Someone's mini-fridge appears to be taking a shower in my dorm bathroom.

Give it some privacy, man! Would you want a mini-fridge barging in on your shower?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11279 on: June 20, 2012, 03:16:04 pm »

Someone's mini-fridge appears to be taking a shower in my dorm bathroom.

Give it some privacy, man! Would you want a mini-fridge barging in on your shower?
I would, but only if it were offering me cold drinks.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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