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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14486922 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10305 on: June 04, 2012, 12:43:59 pm »
Quote from: MonkeyHead on June 04, 2012, 12:42:05 pm
I suggest turning the ashes to diamonds, and charging a huge amount to hold on to them, and even more to give them back.

Plus it opens up the opportunity to say "Your parents ashes are now diamonds".
Gives a whole new meaning to "the family jewels".
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Tellemurius

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10306 on: June 04, 2012, 12:44:10 pm »
Holy shit i just got a 2minute angry woman threat by just picking up the phone.
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5 minutes later figures out shes calling the wrong company.
She apologizes at least but damn those guys rip her off 1500 bucks. We need a new company name <__<
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« Reply #10307 on: June 04, 2012, 01:37:58 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10308 on: June 04, 2012, 02:00:16 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10309 on: June 04, 2012, 02:01:33 pm »
Quote from: Truean on June 04, 2012, 02:00:16 pm
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WTF = What Truean Found?

Yes.

Also figured out why boss is cutting everyone's hours. He may have finally found a buyer for his practice. Well I forsee a house cleaning and while I'm effective, I'm not popular.... Shit. At least I've started my own firm to fall back on, but damn that's rough.
Well you get the HR call, bring the dust bunnies for some proof of dedicated clients that love u :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10310 on: June 04, 2012, 02:03:35 pm »
Is there a reason you can't just send the ashes back?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10311 on: June 04, 2012, 02:06:58 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10312 on: June 04, 2012, 02:12:00 pm »
Can you just stamp it with "Return to Sender"?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10313 on: June 04, 2012, 02:23:32 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10314 on: June 04, 2012, 02:24:59 pm »
The good ship Morality was sunk as soon as you figured out what is was and how it was sent, really.
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« Reply #10315 on: June 04, 2012, 02:28:42 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10316 on: June 04, 2012, 02:28:52 pm »
Am I too late for catocopter?

I love my cats. Enough that I'd bury them instead of turning them into that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10317 on: June 04, 2012, 02:31:20 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on June 04, 2012, 02:28:52 pm
Am I too late for catocopter?

I love my cats. Enough that I'd bury them instead of turning them into that.

Oi!  I'm changing my will.  I wish to be stuffed and turned into a helicopter when I die.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10318 on: June 04, 2012, 02:37:00 pm »
I now want to do that to a Pig, and buzz Queuing Canadians.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8oGvl22Xlc
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #10319 on: June 04, 2012, 02:40:17 pm »
Quote from: Levi on June 04, 2012, 02:31:20 pm
Quote from: nenjin on June 04, 2012, 02:28:52 pm
Am I too late for catocopter?

I love my cats. Enough that I'd bury them instead of turning them into that.

Oi!  I'm changing my will.  I wish to be stuffed and turned into a helicopter when I die.

Okay, I find the idea of catocopters to be morbid and somewhat disturbing, but for some reason the idea of a personocopter is hilarious to me.

What I'd really like to propose is that we pass a law that all politicians must volunteer their earthly remains for the purpose of converting them to human versions of security drones.
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