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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14492377 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9945 on: May 26, 2012, 09:25:01 am »

Facebook, 1 billion dollars profit last year, valued by the IPO at ~100 billion dollars. Something has gone horribly wrong here...
They think that whoever manages to buy it will keep it a hundred years maybe?

Wat?
Wasnt world economy only about 20 billion?
Welp. Apparently Facebook is more valuable than all trade on Planet Earth.

DAMN YOU ZUCKERBERG!!!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9946 on: May 26, 2012, 10:11:18 am »

Welp. Apparently Facebook is more valuable than all trade on Planet Earth.

Gentlemen. Tonight, we embark in space.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9947 on: May 26, 2012, 11:13:46 am »

One or more of you seriously underestimated the world economy total. Google's operating income for 2011 alone was 11.632 billion dollars with total revenue of $37.905 billion.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2012, 11:16:10 am by MorleyDev »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9948 on: May 26, 2012, 12:19:14 pm »

One or more of you seriously underestimated the world economy total. Google's operating income for 2011 alone was 11.632 billion dollars with total revenue of $37.905 billion.

Which is kind of creepy when you consider that nearly all of their services are free.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9949 on: May 26, 2012, 12:20:51 pm »

One or more of you seriously underestimated the world economy total. Google's operating income for 2011 alone was 11.632 billion dollars with total revenue of $37.905 billion.
Which is kind of creepy when you consider that nearly all of their services are free.

Free to us, expensive to the advertisement placers. It's actually a pretty good deal (at least at this moment). Those yellow search results are usually ignored by most people, but it is very expensive to buy a commonly searched one. :3
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« Reply #9950 on: May 26, 2012, 12:23:42 pm »

Yeah, it's mostly advertising revenue, google actually does a whole bunch of other projects that are supposed to turn a profit, but don't... although they don't actually seem to care that much if they turn a profit or not.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9951 on: May 26, 2012, 12:26:32 pm »

One or more of you seriously underestimated the world economy total. Google's operating income for 2011 alone was 11.632 billion dollars with total revenue of $37.905 billion.
Which is kind of creepy when you consider that nearly all of their services are free.

Free to us, expensive to the advertisement placers. It's actually a pretty good deal (at least at this moment). Those yellow search results are usually ignored by most people, but it is very expensive to buy a commonly searched one. :3

Yellow search results? Chrome Ad Block deals with those for me :P.
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« Reply #9952 on: May 26, 2012, 12:28:30 pm »

I have found that toe nail clippers work well as beard trimmers.

Fuck. Well playing with them I miiiiiiiight have just cut my headphone cord.
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« Reply #9953 on: May 26, 2012, 01:04:46 pm »

I actually use the yellow search results a decent amount.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9954 on: May 26, 2012, 01:07:25 pm »

One or more of you seriously underestimated the world economy total. Google's operating income for 2011 alone was 11.632 billion dollars with total revenue of $37.905 billion.
Which is kind of creepy when you consider that nearly all of their services are free.

Free to us, expensive to the advertisement placers. It's actually a pretty good deal (at least at this moment). Those yellow search results are usually ignored by most people, but it is very expensive to buy a commonly searched one. :3

Yellow search results? Chrome Ad Block deals with those for me :P.
I don't block those because I'm trying to stifle Bing and the other search engines.

Seriously Bing is annoying and it's all over our school computers.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9955 on: May 26, 2012, 01:11:44 pm »

Thankfully, Bing is not all over our computers at school. (mostly because we have firefox and I never bothered to check Internet Explorer except for computer-based test purposes)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9956 on: May 26, 2012, 01:16:34 pm »

Our school has Firefox, Chrome and IE9.

I use Chrome, because Firefox needs to access its preferences files to work and our school uses thin clients.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9957 on: May 26, 2012, 01:18:00 pm »

Hm, we use firefox for ICT lessons, but other then that, IE :(
But we always use google tough. IDK why anybody would ever use bing.
Its full of ads and afaik, google has the best search engine in exsistance.
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« Reply #9958 on: May 26, 2012, 01:58:09 pm »

Bing is nice. Unlike Google, it doesn't censor your search results.

Or to quote from the bottom of the Google page:
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« Reply #9959 on: May 26, 2012, 02:02:27 pm »

Bing isn't censored because MS is the one that censors the most.
And then they leave the links in bing to make their meh searcher look better.
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