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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14845176 times)

Karnewarrior

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9300 on: May 15, 2012, 05:39:08 pm »

I turn down an insurance sales job every week. It would be great if there were a base pay, but I'm not working for free.
My dad is an insurance salesman. It's not really work for free, it's a commission thing, and they pay you if the client stays on, so it stacks and grows geometrically.

Basically, it's best to join when not in a financial crisis because you'll start off not making much but in a few years you'll be making wads of cash if you're good.

Unless this company has a different policy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9301 on: May 15, 2012, 05:44:42 pm »

My mum started working as an insurance agent at this place called Primerica. I don't know if it's a scam, I thought it was at first but she's making money off it so... *shrug* Regardless, she makes just over 6 figures working for the Ontario government so she at least has that to fall back on.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9302 on: May 15, 2012, 06:20:06 pm »

My brother tried to be an insurance salesman for about 6 months. He got a small client base but not enough to, you know, stay alive.

After he left, his supervisor took over all his clients. And all the clients the other ~8 or so salesmen that came and went while my brother worked there. Guess who's making bank.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9303 on: May 15, 2012, 06:32:21 pm »

I'm watching the MarbleHornets series right now. There are some real mind-screw moments, to be sure.

Just getting my daily dose of wat.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9304 on: May 15, 2012, 06:47:15 pm »

My cousin just became an Aflak salesperson (not sure if saleswoman is an actual way of saying it so will just go with the ambiguous one) but I haven't heard any updates about how profitable it has been for her yet.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9305 on: May 15, 2012, 07:24:48 pm »

I turn down an insurance sales job every week. It would be great if there were a base pay, but I'm not working for free.
My dad is an insurance salesman. It's not really work for free, it's a commission thing, and they pay you if the client stays on, so it stacks and grows geometrically.

Basically, it's best to join when not in a financial crisis because you'll start off not making much but in a few years you'll be making wads of cash if you're good.

Unless this company has a different policy.
I live in Michigan. People here cannot afford insurance because the job market is crap. My ex-father in law tried the insurance thing, and wound up working 80+ hours a week every week for either nothing or next to nothing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9307 on: May 15, 2012, 07:50:16 pm »

I turn down an insurance sales job every week. It would be great if there were a base pay, but I'm not working for free.
My dad is an insurance salesman. It's not really work for free, it's a commission thing, and they pay you if the client stays on, so it stacks and grows geometrically.

Basically, it's best to join when not in a financial crisis because you'll start off not making much but in a few years you'll be making wads of cash if you're good.

Unless this company has a different policy.
I live in Michigan. People here cannot afford insurance because the job market is crap. My ex-father in law tried the insurance thing, and wound up working 80+ hours a week every week for either nothing or next to nothing.
Well, maybe it's just better to be a insurance salesman in Florida.

Sorry.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9308 on: May 15, 2012, 07:52:47 pm »

I turn down an insurance sales job every week. It would be great if there were a base pay, but I'm not working for free.
My dad is an insurance salesman. It's not really work for free, it's a commission thing, and they pay you if the client stays on, so it stacks and grows geometrically.

Basically, it's best to join when not in a financial crisis because you'll start off not making much but in a few years you'll be making wads of cash if you're good.

Unless this company has a different policy.
I live in Michigan. People here cannot afford insurance because the job market is crap. My ex-father in law tried the insurance thing, and wound up working 80+ hours a week every week for either nothing or next to nothing.
Well, maybe it's just better to be a insurance salesman in Florida.

Sorry.
You could make a killing selling life insurance down there. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9309 on: May 15, 2012, 07:55:04 pm »

I turn down an insurance sales job every week. It would be great if there were a base pay, but I'm not working for free.
My dad is an insurance salesman. It's not really work for free, it's a commission thing, and they pay you if the client stays on, so it stacks and grows geometrically.

Basically, it's best to join when not in a financial crisis because you'll start off not making much but in a few years you'll be making wads of cash if you're good.

Unless this company has a different policy.
I live in Michigan. People here cannot afford insurance because the job market is crap. My ex-father in law tried the insurance thing, and wound up working 80+ hours a week every week for either nothing or next to nothing.
Well, maybe it's just better to be a insurance salesman in Florida.

Sorry.
You could make a killing selling life insurance down there. :P
That was beautiful. You still deserve a swat for making it, though.  :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #9310 on: May 15, 2012, 07:59:55 pm »

I turn down an insurance sales job every week. It would be great if there were a base pay, but I'm not working for free.
My dad is an insurance salesman. It's not really work for free, it's a commission thing, and they pay you if the client stays on, so it stacks and grows geometrically.

Basically, it's best to join when not in a financial crisis because you'll start off not making much but in a few years you'll be making wads of cash if you're good.

Unless this company has a different policy.
I live in Michigan. People here cannot afford insurance because the job market is crap. My ex-father in law tried the insurance thing, and wound up working 80+ hours a week every week for either nothing or next to nothing.
Well, maybe it's just better to be a insurance salesman in Florida.

Sorry.
You could make a killing selling life insurance down there. :P
That was beautiful. You still deserve a swat for making it, though.  :P
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« Reply #9311 on: May 15, 2012, 10:40:11 pm »

 :o

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« Reply #9312 on: May 15, 2012, 10:45:32 pm »

Is that the one where Darth Vader yells "DO NOT WANT!"? Or just something similar?
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« Reply #9313 on: May 15, 2012, 10:48:47 pm »

Is that the one where Darth Vader yells "DO NOT WANT!"? Or just something similar?

Yep.

Oh! So THAT's where that meme came from...
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« Reply #9314 on: May 15, 2012, 11:35:56 pm »

*deletes 5 folders full of misc. junk*

*sees that the number of files skyrocketed to 168,815, worth 247 MB*

O.o

Oh, and the files aren't crunching into useable data. At all.
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