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[kaijyuu]

Spiders are best outside.

Like all insects. Get out of my house.

[Frumple]

They're in the waaallllsss and under the floor and in your ceiling and your air vents and they come out at night and dance and cavort on top of you with their many waving limbs.

But worry not. They take the eggs they lay after cavorting back into the walls before you wake up.

Most of them, anyway.

[Flying Dice]

The face of a desperate man.

This is the best best video.

I feel sorry for him. But I can't stop laughing.

Eh, it felt somewhat staged to me :|
"Hey, there's some spiders in my bathroom! Let me slather shaving cream on my face and act hysterical, that'll be good for a laugh!"

Still hilarious.

If you watch the rest of his earlier videos before that one, it's pretty obvious that the constant "giant spiders in the house" thing has been driving him over the edge. In the first few, he's sort of joking about it, making it into a bit of a game for his kids and the viewer, but as time goes on, he starts sounding more irritated with the infestation.

[GlyphGryph]

Like all insects.

* GlyphGryph pushes kaijyuu off a tall wall or tower.

[RedKing]

Mexico: making Afghanistan seem like a nice place since 2007.

Mexican officials stated that 49 people were decapitated and mutilated by members of Los Zetas drug cartel, and then found dumped by a roadside near the city of Monterrey in northern Mexico...The forty-three men and six women killed had their heads, feet, and hands cut off, making their identification difficult. Those killed also bore signs of torture and were stuffed in plastic bags.

EDIT: Some day, an anthropologist/sociologist is gonna make their career figuring out just what the holy hell happened to bring about this bizarre neo-Aztec syncretism with warped Catholicism like Santa Muerte and Jesus Malverde. I'm just waiting for shrines to Xipetotec and Tezcatlipoca to start popping up, or cartel gunmen running around while wearing the flayed skins of their enemies.

[miauw62]

I wont have a problem with it either, because it would force toady to let us make *dwarf leather cloaks*.

[RedKing]

Glad to see I haven't depressed anyone with horrible instances of real-life depravity. 

[Dutchling]

I'm more than enough depressed after reading Camp 14, a book about some guy who escaped from a Best-Korean concentration camp.

Seriously people, stop acting like people.

[jc6036]

So, am I being assaulted by a spambot or what? I got this message over youtube.

how good
how are you bud

your videos are super cool

did u check out this site yet [LINK TO BIT.LY HERE]

lily

And I have no idea what it could possibly mean.

[Sirus]

So, am I being assaulted by a spambot or what? I got this message over youtube.

how good
how are you bud

your videos are super cool

did u check out this site yet [LINK TO BIT.LY HERE]

lily

And I have no idea what it could possibly mean.

Looks spambot-ish to me.

[MaximumZero]

Got a job offer out of nowhere last night. Interview tomorrow. O_o

[Siquo]

nowhere

You sure you want to work there? (I just signed up yesterday, btw, same situation)

[Nadaka]

The last job offer out of nowhere turned out to be people trying to get me to sell life insurance because I was educated enough to get a degree (any degree, it didn't matter what kind) They didn't mention this until halfway through the interview.

[MaximumZero]

I turn down an insurance sales job every week. It would be great if there were a base pay, but I'm not working for free.

[Flying Dice]

The discussion we just had over in the pony forums about [REDACTED] and SCP-173. The image itself didn't really evoke anything beyond bemusement, but the conversation about it was pure wat fuel.