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[Phantom of The Library]

The Barbarians are pleased at this development.  The article had most perfect grammar.  Barbarians are good at spelling.  The story might involve Barbarians.

[Lord Dullard]

Good, respect the Barbarians. The Barbarians might now not use their incredible physical prowess on you.

(You may not have known this, but all of the Barbarians are played by Gaston.)

[Akura]

At work, we got a skid of UPS Express boxes, filled with these... I'm not sure if they're dresses, or just tops. Anyway, we got a million of these things. And they've still got the price tags on them, ranging from $85-$125. Apparently, they're some French designer brand. Managed to snag one for my mom.

Spoiler: Also, my spritework needs work (click to show/hide)

That took about 30-40 minutes in Paint. I think I need to practice more. I'm having a hard time telling whether it's a girl or not(it is).

[Phantom of The Library]

Good, respect the Barbarians. The Barbarians might now not use their incredible physical prowess on you.

(You may not have known this, but all of the Barbarians are played by Gaston.)

♬ No one voice acts like Gaston,  no one grunts like Gaston, no one smash like Gaston, no one spell like Gaston ♬

[Frumple]

Intellectually, it's no surprise -- known for a while it happens -- but viscerally...

There's something a little morbid about watching chickens eat eggs. Just the eggshell in this case, but still... they're pretty enthusiastic about it.

Afternoon WTF Edit: Wake up from afternoon nap, decide want cold water. Go outside to get bottle from outside fridge, where smaller bottled drinks are kept cold. Open door and...

My god. It's full of meat.

Vacuumed sealed packages of meat, in three varieties, suddenly occupying basically every previously free space in the machine.

I stare for a moment, befuddled, then go back inside for room temperature water. I just woke up from a nap. I don't feel like digging through a small mountain of inexplicable meat to reach a cold bottle of water.

[Delta Foxtrot]

I stare for a moment, befuddled, then go back inside for room temperature water. I just woke up from a nap. I don't feel like digging through a small mountain of inexplicable meat to reach a cold bottle of water.

Tap water. It is glorious.

On an unrelated WTF note: I just watched a recording of an Age of Empires II game where one player used the late game Spanish civ unique tech that buffed his basic workers and just annihilated his opponent. I am both amused and disgusted by such underhanded tactics.

[Frumple]

Tap water is hilariously unwise in my area. It made me sick multiple times before I stopped. I stopped Room temp water involves a gallon jug... or boiling.

Plus I'm fairly familiar with the local water dude. It does not inspire confidence (By which I mean, technically, the guy should be in jail. Literally. Pretty much everyone's still unsure why he isn't, but some form of blackmail is likely involved.).

[GalenEvil]

I was surprised to see some of my chickens eat an egg i dropped on accident. I had to poke at them a little to get them away from it since they really aren't supposed to eat eggs. If they develop a taste for eggs then, if they are hens that you rely on to get eggs each day, then they might start cannibalizing the eggs before you have a chance to grab them in the mornings.

The Meat Fairy has given you a gift!! All praise to the Meat Fairy for its bountiful bounty and forethought to vacpak all of the meat, and for giving variety!

[alway]

My god. It's full of meat.

Vacuumed sealed packages of meat, in three varieties, suddenly occupying basically every previously free space in the machine.

Serial killer was here.

[Euld]

Spoiler: Also, my spritework needs work (click to show/hide)

That took about 30-40 minutes in Paint. I think I need to practice more. I'm having a hard time telling whether it's a girl or not(it is).

I'd say that's a pretty good start, nice job   For the woman/man problem, check out some FF6 sprite sheets, specifically Edgar and Terra.  Look close, and note the subtle visual cues in their pixelated forms that make your brain go "DAT'S WOMAN" and "DAT'S MAN" despite the fact they're so small.

[SalmonGod]

My god. It's full of meat.

Vacuumed sealed packages of meat, in three varieties, suddenly occupying basically every previously free space in the machine.

Serial killer was here.

I'm thinking something more like Slither.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Loud Whispers]

I was surprised to see some of my chickens eat an egg i dropped on accident. I had to poke at them a little to get them away from it since they really aren't supposed to eat eggs. If they develop a taste for eggs then, if they are hens that you rely on to get eggs each day, then they might start cannibalizing the eggs before you have a chance to grab them in the mornings.

Nothing worse than seeing someone feed roast duck to ducks

[Flying Dice]

I was surprised to see some of my chickens eat an egg i dropped on accident. I had to poke at them a little to get them away from it since they really aren't supposed to eat eggs. If they develop a taste for eggs then, if they are hens that you rely on to get eggs each day, then they might start cannibalizing the eggs before you have a chance to grab them in the mornings.

Nothing worse than seeing someone feed roast duck to ducks

You misspelled "better".

[Loud Whispers]

I was surprised to see some of my chickens eat an egg i dropped on accident. I had to poke at them a little to get them away from it since they really aren't supposed to eat eggs. If they develop a taste for eggs then, if they are hens that you rely on to get eggs each day, then they might start cannibalizing the eggs before you have a chance to grab them in the mornings.

Nothing worse than seeing someone feed roast duck to ducks

You misspelled "better".

What follows after... Can only legally be classed as murder.

[Hanslanda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAxc_EfwcqI

I live in Stone County Missouri, I am a twenty year old male on a Drug Court Program.  I could potentially have felonies on my record if I mess up my program. That's all well and good.

But this.
This is the law enforcement branch in my area.  I know Deputy Jenkins PERSONALLY.  I thought he was a nice guy.  Check out that video. Tell me what you think.