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[Loud Whispers]

Donald Duck der Nazi

My childhood has been destroyed.

[bitesh]

I dreamt I was a dwarf. Me and my brother, at the head of a small squad, strolling through the woods, heading towards a bandit camp. At some point I got worried, looked at myself with [k](?) prompting a list of what I'm wearing to appear, and found out with realief I was wearing metal armour (I don't know which metal, all it said was metal... it didn't bother me). As we approach a small town, we hear hooves, and I take out my bow and start shooting 2 horsemen coming at us. Then, further ahead, we come across a small town, and the bandits are there to greet us at the entrance. Battle ensues. All in 1st person. I'm pretty sure not all of it was influenced by DF, though, but still weird. Weirdest shit I dreamt in years.

[Lord Shonus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censored_Eleven
Racism and propaganda, all wrapped up in a tidy package for the children. You can find most on youtube, and I can confirm they are every bit as bad as you would expect; maybe worse.
So bad they were banned by the creators because they were deemed so bad as to be impossible to edit into something not terribly racist.

They aren't all that bad. Several of them are mainly bad because of the art. Certainly nothing approaching "A woman's place is in the home."

[Flying Dice]

Donald Duck der Nazi

My childhood has been destroyed.

The rooster was the crowning moment of wut.

[scriver]

..."One particular case has been documented from Australia. In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra, Australia. He took a pump action shotgun and shot himself in the chest. The load passed through the chest without hitting a rib, and went out the other side. He then walked fifteen meters, reloaded, leaned the shotgun against his throat, and shot his throat and part of his jaw. He then reloaded, walked 136 meters to a hill slope, lay down on the slope, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him."

Holy crap Australians are tough

And he actually survived the last shot as well. Then, after failing to kill himself three times he decided life wasn't all that bad after all and that maybe he was meant to keep on living. However, as he walked home to apply some bandaids to his shredded heart his leg happened to touch the slight down of a small, unremarkable flower, instantly injecting enough nerve poison to fell an elephant in his blood stream, killing him before he could take another step.

Because Australia.

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

..."One particular case has been documented from Australia. In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra, Australia. He took a pump action shotgun and shot himself in the chest. The load passed through the chest without hitting a rib, and went out the other side. He then walked fifteen meters, reloaded, leaned the shotgun against his throat, and shot his throat and part of his jaw. He then reloaded, walked 136 meters to a hill slope, lay down on the slope, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Holy crap Australians are tough

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And he actually survived the last shot as well. Then, after failing to kill himself three times he decided life wasn't all that bad after all and that maybe he was meant to keep on living. However, as he walked home to apply some bandaids to his shredded heart his leg happened to touch the slight down of a small, unremarkable flower, instantly injecting enough nerve poison to fell an elephant in his blood stream, killing him before he could take another step.

Because Australia.

"But rather unfortunately since he was undergoing extreme heart failure (on account of his heart being missing), the neurotoxin was not circulated around the body, and he was swarmed by massive scary Australian spiders looking for some soup."

Because. Australia.

[Flying Dice]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

..."One particular case has been documented from Australia. In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra, Australia. He took a pump action shotgun and shot himself in the chest. The load passed through the chest without hitting a rib, and went out the other side. He then walked fifteen meters, reloaded, leaned the shotgun against his throat, and shot his throat and part of his jaw. He then reloaded, walked 136 meters to a hill slope, lay down on the slope, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Holy crap Australians are tough

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And he actually survived the last shot as well. Then, after failing to kill himself three times he decided life wasn't all that bad after all and that maybe he was meant to keep on living. However, as he walked home to apply some bandaids to his shredded heart his leg happened to touch the slight down of a small, unremarkable flower, instantly injecting enough nerve poison to fell an elephant in his blood stream, killing him before he could take another step.

Because Australia.

"But rather unfortunately since he was undergoing extreme heart failure (on account of his heart being missing), the neurotoxin was not circulated around the body, and he was swarmed by massive scary Australian spiders looking for some soup."

Because. Australia.

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B.A.

That is rather fortunate, isn't it?

[MaximumZero]

Note to self: Do not visit Australia without at least six weapons.

[Knight of Fools]

The spiders were obliterated by an unknown creature before they could be questioned. Fortunately, most of them carried some form of ID, so their families have been informed.

"It's just terrible that something like this should happen," says the wife of one spider. "They were going to arrest my husband for eating a man who wanted to die, but once something killed him, the police didn't care! This is a great injustice, and a strong example of anti-arachnid sentiment!"

Her husband, who will remain unnamed*, leaves behind a family of forty-two thousand.

_{*Spiders don't have names, silly.}

[Loud Whispers]

Not to mention that she-arachnid was cheating on her husband. If those children were his, he'd have been eaten by her :|

_{*Unless it was one of those whacky Australian communal spiders. For everything in Australia, there's a spider for it.}

Note to self: Do not visit Australia without at least six weapons. a small army

ftfy

[jc6036]

I'm just going to assume that everybody in Australia knows at least one person like the TF2 sniper just for defense purposes.

[Aklyon]

I'm just going to assume that everybody in Australia is like the TF2 sniper just for defense purposes.

ftfy

[Knight of Fools]

Turns out that the next Call of Duty is following in the footsteps of Battlefield: 2142.

The premise: The enemy took over our incredibly destructive weapons*, so we'll always need action heroes**!


_{*I knew we should have had a better password for those automated attack drones!
**I dunno, some day I just want to play someone who's not an incredible macho man and save the world anyways.}

[lordcooper]

Turns out that the next Call of Duty is following in the footsteps of Battlefield: 2142.

The premise: The enemy took over our incredibly destructive weapons*, so we'll always need action heroes**!


_{*I knew we should have had a better password for those automated attack drones!
**I dunno, some day I just want to play someone who's not an incredible macho man and save the world anyways.}

Did you catch the Anonymous members in the trailer?

[RedWarrior0]

Did you see the ninjas?

Neither did I.