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[kaenneth]

I can imagine a case where someone's wife died from a heart attack during sex; and with a strict interpretation of the necrophilia laws, the man was guilty of a crime.

This change prevents that situation from being prosecuted... although the laws should also be fair regarding any chosen sex partner.

But, if it was intended for that, it should be about 5 minutes. Not six hours. If you manage to have sex with a corpse for six hours with out noticing, your doing it wrong.

The question is, if the coroner finds his semen inside his dead wife, how precisely can they determine when it was deposited vs. the time of death?

[Frumple]

Science, good sir or madame. Science.

[kaenneth]

"how precisely" not "how, precisely"

[GlyphGryph]

WTF - National Grid, the gas version, refuses to let me use firefox to pay a bill. They say its not secure enough, and recommend switching to ... Netscape Navigator.

Best part? All that's behind the browser version checking is a link to Western Union, saying they've outsourced their bill pay, and Western Union handles firefox just fine.

[Scelly9]

Thats wonderful.

[Skyrunner]

Yeah, Pathguy Generator also recommends Netscape as the best browser to use it in.

[Flying Dice]

People still use Netscape? I'd say that makes me nostalgic, except that I don't want to remember using dialup.

[lordcooper]

The question is, if the coroner finds his semen inside his dead wife, how precisely can they determine when it was deposited vs. the time of death?

Personally, I doubt he'd tell anyone.

[Ehndras]

...People upstairs... Loud sex... Creaking...

I'd say 'fuck you, neighbors', but there's already quite enough of that going on.

[Aklyon]

Did you try playing creepy music below them to see if they notice?

[MaximumZero]

The question is, if the coroner finds his semen inside his dead wife, how precisely can they determine when it was deposited vs. the time of death?

Personally, I doubt he'd tell anyone.

Well, he'd probably have to report it to someone.

[Ehndras]

Did you try playing creepy music below them to see if they notice?

I'm playing melodic death metal, does that count?

[Aklyon]

Did you try playing creepy music below them to see if they notice?

I'm playing melodic death metal, does that count?

You may require more volume if the creaking doesn't stop. No idea if that actually works or not but it seemed like not a bad idea to try.

[MaximumZero]

Did you try playing creepy music below them to see if they notice?

I'm playing melodic death metal, does that count?

You may require more volume if the creaking doesn't stop.

150db may not be sufficient. 200db may suffice.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Emphasis on "may."