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[Lord Dullard]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, my eight-week-old puppy tried to hump my other dogs several times on the first day we got him.

I told my girlfriend we should have named him Quagmire.

[MaximumZero]

Dominance establishing thingy?

More than likely.

[Siquo]

I was about to post a tidbit of knowledge that would be on topic and wtf worthy, but then I looked it up and it was about female spotted hyenas, not painted dogs.

[Scelly9]

I came in to see my brother putting a plastic bag over his head. I didn't freak out, as he is 12 and knows better but the conversation that followed was rather strange.

Me: Are you trying to suffocate yourself?
Him: Yea
Me: Why?
Him: I want to defecate
Me: 0.o

[Skyrunner]

I came in to see my brother putting a plastic bag over his head. I didn't freak out, as he is 12 and knows better but the conversation that followed was rather strange.

Me: Are you trying to suffocate yourself?
Him: Yea
Me: Why?
Him: I want to defecate
Me: 0.o

o_o... That was random.

[Loud Whispers]

Cat followed me home, no collar, and it appears I'm stuck with it.

Huh.

Cat gone.

Cat back.

Thoroughly suspicious of what it's been doing for the last two months.

[Flying Dice]

I came in to see my brother putting a plastic bag over his head. I didn't freak out, as he is 12 and knows better but the conversation that followed was rather strange.

Me: Are you trying to suffocate yourself?
Him: Yea
Me: Why?
Him: I want to defecate
Me: 0.o

o_o... That was random.

Either he's getting his words mixed up or he is trying to cover up the fact that he is starting to experiment with autoerotic asphyxiation.

[Pnx]

Oh my god why are the female African Painted Dogs mounting eachother for the love og god why?

This is actually very common among dogs, it's not actually a sex thing, it's a weird playful dominance thing. Dogs have some strange rituals.

[MonkeyHead]

Cat followed me home, no collar, and it appears I'm stuck with it.

Huh.

Cat gone.

Cat back.

Thoroughly suspicious of what it's been doing for the last two months.

If its anything like one of mine, it probably has been with its other family. She has 3 different ones in this street alone that feed it and provide it with a nice warm place to sleep.

[bukitodinos]

huh, half my clothes are made in canada.

[Flying Dice]

huh, half my clothes are made in canada.

Watch out, they're going to come alive and try to smother you while you sleep.

[bukitodinos]

huh, half my clothes are made in canada.

Watch out, they're going to come alive and try to smother you while you sleep.

I LIVE in canada

[FearfulJesuit]

huh, half my clothes are made in canada.

Watch out, they're going to come alive and try to smother you while you sleep.

Or while you're attempting to experiment with autoerotic asphyxiation.

[Scelly9]

/facepalm
I started something.

[Flying Dice]

/facepalm
I started something.

And now you need to finish it.