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Lord Shonus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #8295 on: April 24, 2012, 03:31:44 pm »

New post cause damnit little sister is infested with lice, now the whole house is going hypochondriac, i will be waging nuclear war on my hair tonight to make sure none lives to dawn.

Had to do that about once a month when my sister was in school. So many people sent their kids in filthy, that catching lice wasa matter of when, not if. Unless, of course, you had very oily hair due to ethnicity, that provided some protection.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #8296 on: April 24, 2012, 03:41:44 pm »

My family's solution to nits from when we had two young pupils and two teachers living together: tea tree and mint shampoo.

The tea tree bodywash works wonders as an early AM wakeup as well.
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« Reply #8297 on: April 24, 2012, 03:44:05 pm »

Is tea tree that stuff that smells like vinegar and oranges mixed up?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #8298 on: April 24, 2012, 03:48:06 pm »

Is tea tree that stuff that smells like vinegar and oranges mixed up?

Is fish shampoo wallaby journal spleen?

My above comment made as much sense as yours. You deserve a visit to the Out of Context thread. BRB.

EDIT: Rereading the last 10 comments made it made much more sense, but still not much.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2012, 03:50:52 pm by Ehndras »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #8299 on: April 24, 2012, 03:51:57 pm »

Well according to urbandictionary, the latter is already spoken for as a sex act (with multiple definitions even), but "Mexican Volcano" remains undefined.

I think you know what you have to do.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #8300 on: April 24, 2012, 03:55:17 pm »

reading the recent comments generally makes context, yes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #8301 on: April 24, 2012, 04:05:00 pm »

Well according to urbandictionary, the latter is already spoken for as a sex act (with multiple definitions even), but "Mexican Volcano" remains undefined.

I think you know what you have to do.

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Somehow i think mexican volcano should not trend in the internet and RL :/

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« Reply #8302 on: April 24, 2012, 04:06:27 pm »

Well according to urbandictionary, the latter is already spoken for as a sex act (with multiple definitions even), but "Mexican Volcano" remains undefined.

I think you know what you have to do.

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« Reply #8303 on: April 24, 2012, 05:04:33 pm »

I always thought tea tree smelled like carrots but my family says I'm crazy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #8304 on: April 25, 2012, 02:11:18 am »

Weather in my city (Brest, Belarus) has never ceased to amaze me these days - on April 1st it was snowing and temperatures were below zero, 1 week later it was raining all day with +5°C, 2 weeks later it was +12°C, 3 weeks later it was +15-+17°C, this week-end weather forecast - +27°C!
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« Reply #8305 on: April 25, 2012, 03:03:54 am »

Oh my god why are the female African Painted Dogs mounting eachother for the love og god why?

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« Reply #8306 on: April 25, 2012, 03:05:06 am »

I'm guessing they like each other.
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« Reply #8307 on: April 25, 2012, 04:05:49 am »

I'm guessing they like each other.

THEY ARE SISTERS! What. The. Fuck.

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« Reply #8308 on: April 25, 2012, 06:31:01 am »

Dominance establishing thingy?
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« Reply #8309 on: April 25, 2012, 11:20:06 am »

My intact female dog (purebred scots highland terrier) frequently "humps" my long haired cat who has been neutered. Thats some crazy trans-species gender-bending.
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