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[kaijyuu]

I mean seriously, who would fall for AHHHHH CLOWN

[Dutchling]

I mean seriously, who would fall for AHHHHH CLOWN

I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU!

[Jopax]

I'm having those nervous butterflies in my stomach, you know the kind that you get when you're going to ask a girl out or something. Yeah well, I'm sitting at home and doing absolutely nothing to warrant their appearance, I mean, I did think about a girl for a bit, but it was a passing thought as I loosely planned next week.

Why the hell does my stomach think she's nearby, she is small but damn it I think I would have noticed if she was in the damn house :V

[kaijyuu]

Have you considered the possibility of alien parasite?

[Shakerag]

I'm having those nervous butterflies in my stomach, you know the kind that you get when you're going to ask a girl out or something. Yeah well, I'm sitting at home and doing absolutely nothing to warrant their appearance, I mean, I did think about a girl for a bit, but it was a passing thought as I loosely planned next week.

Why the hell does my stomach think she's nearby, she is small but damn it I think I would have noticed if she was in the damn house :V

Does she tend to dress up as a clown? 

[MaximumZero]

I'm having those nervous butterflies in my stomach, you know the kind that you get when you're going to ask a girl out or something. Yeah well, I'm sitting at home and doing absolutely nothing to warrant their appearance, I mean, I did think about a girl for a bit, but it was a passing thought as I loosely planned next week.

Why the hell does my stomach think she's nearby, she is small but damn it I think I would have noticed if she was in the damn house :V

Dude, that's your ninja-senses going off. Look in the tops of all the doorways and hallways for ninjas.

[Johuotar]

Spoiler: Facebook is reminding me of how stupid people can be again (click to show/hide)

Few years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten photos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw at 3:00 am

Hah I remember once when I saw that. I was in bed and it was 3am.

[Darvi]

Have you considered the possibility of alien parasite?

The girl or the butterflies?

[Lord Dullard]

I read that as 'Have you considered the thought of alien paradise?'

[Darvi]

I think I may have heard that somewhere before.

Oh yeah now I remember. Silly Scientologists.

[Jopax]

It's not ninjas, my roommate is allergic to them, they're the only thing that can make him sneeze, so no ninjas.

Right, aliean parasites, hrmmmm, let's see how that bastard likes spicy stuff.

[Dutchling]

Spoiler alert: Your roommate is actually that girl.

Anyway, my eyes just started bleeding after reading a status containing the unfortunate combination of the words 'dye' and 'hard'.

[Skyrunner]

Maybe that person is dyeing something, with 'hard' water (as opposed to 'soft' water).

Long shot, but worth one? >.>

[Lord Dullard]

Spoiler alert: Your roommate is actually that girl.

Anyway, my eyes just started bleeding after reading a status containing the unfortunate combination of the words 'dye' and 'hard'.

'Dye Hard' would be the best name for a hair salon, ever.

[Lord Shonus]

I was having an argument about the 4th amendment elsewhere on the internet and someone started listing off "communist dictators" to compare to Obama. That list included Hitler and Mussolini.

It's funny because fascism is practically the opposite of communism and those two are most certainly fascist dictators.

As the primary American image of Communism is Stalin and the Kims of North Korea, (all four of which show extremely prominent Facist traits), one must not be too hard on people for muddling the two together.