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[kaijyuu]

I wouldn't worry about it. Name a functional difference.

[DrPoo]

My room is starting to smell of rot, sweat and farts. I keep opening my window to let the smell out. I have looked around everywhere, couldnt find the source.

WTF

[MaximumZero]

I stand on top of page 3 when the members are sorted by post count. WTF. I am here way too often.

[kaijyuu]

Haha, I'm near the bottom of page 6!


...wait how the fuck did I get over 3000 posts in ~8 months?

[Bauglir]

I recently found out that I don't exist....
.........I don't know how to feel about this....

Realistically? About the same as you did before. Think about it; this knowledge changes nothing. It merely verifies rigorously as true what was always true.

[kaijyuu]

You're all figments of my imagination anyway so I don't see why it's such a big revelation.

[Pnx]

You're all figments of my imagination anyway so I don't see why it's such a big revelation.

You imagined me? There must be something seriously wrong with your imagination.

[kaijyuu]

Eeyup!

[ChairmanPoo]

I recently found out that I don't exist....
.........I don't know how to feel about this....

Did you murder your past self in an attempt to achieve godhood?

[Siquo]

My room is starting to smell of rot, sweat and farts. I keep opening my window to let the smell out. I have looked around everywhere, couldnt find the source.

WTF

We once had two cats who had a secret stash of half-eaten mice in the house. Suffice to say the air quality quickly degraded to the point of "unbreatheable". That might be the case in your room?

WTF:
"What's behind the sky? "
"Space, and the stars."
"What's behind space?"
"Uhh.... I... don't know, actually"
"I think there's magma behind that"

Logical, since I explained about that a few days ago that magma is below us, but she's now completely obsessed with what is behind the walls of our universe, and magma.

She's almost ready for B12

[Darvi]

Good thing you didn't tell her what's actually there.

[DrPoo]

My room is starting to smell of rot, sweat and farts. I keep opening my window to let the smell out. I have looked around everywhere, couldnt find the source.

WTF

We once had two cats who had a secret stash of half-eaten mice in the house. Suffice to say the air quality quickly degraded to the point of "unbreatheable". That might be the case in your room?

I got a dog, but i doubt that she would be catching mice and hiding them.
I am suddenly getting a hunch its my 3 week old bin of dirty clothes.. MOOOOOOOOM

Its going to be a hell for my girlfriend when we move together.. hehehehehehehehehehe

[ChairmanPoo]

You never know. My late mastiff sometimes left chewed spiders in my pillow as appretiation gifts.

[Flying Dice]

You never know. My late mastiff sometimes left chewed spiders in my pillow as appretiation gifts.

Which implies that you live somewhere where spiders are large enough that they are still recognizable as such after being chewed on by a mastiff. I would offer my condolences, but you've probably already been subverted by a giant spider that you swallowed in your sleep, which has subsequently set up residence in your lungs.


Ed:

Okay, got an email from my father. We've been repairing and fixing up our house for close to a decade now. Yesterday, he tore out part of the dormer to clean and to replace the rotted wood, and found something. After extensive cleaning, it turned out to be this:



My question is: how badly is my family cursed, and how long will it be until I am killed horribly?

[Loud Whispers]

I'd say you've got till Wednesday. But you'll be killed by a Velociraptor named Steve, so at least you have that.