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Vorthon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7455 on: April 08, 2012, 01:12:56 pm »
Wut.
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« Reply #7456 on: April 08, 2012, 01:47:25 pm »
Um...
Okay then...
So we're making WTF moments in the thread now?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7457 on: April 08, 2012, 01:56:47 pm »
I suspect they're lyrics for a song, probably a parody.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7458 on: April 08, 2012, 02:02:50 pm »
Yeah, but still. Wut.

Also, had a weird moment: I was thinking about spinning, and that got me thinking about space travel, and that got me thinking of FTL in general, and Alcubierre drives in particular. That got me thinking about exotic matter, which got me thinking about how time slows down (Relative to the rest of the universe) when in a strong gravity well (Like orbiting close to the event horizon of a black hole), which got me thinking about how exotic matter would have negative mass, which got me wondering if in the area of influence of the repulsive effect generated by said exotic matter would time speed up. WTF, brain? Why can't you be this awesome on a regular basis?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7459 on: April 08, 2012, 04:52:53 pm »
I figured out how to make an UTAU last night. There are only so many times you can listen to a recording of your own voice to edit it before you start losing it. But it'll all be worth it to hear my computer singing in a reasonable approximation of my voice.

Related: I spent two hours last night recording and rerecording my voice pronouncing every possible Japanese syllable I could think of. My parents may be under the impression that I have regressed to an infant.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7460 on: April 08, 2012, 10:11:07 pm »
That episode of SKET Dance was very, very sad.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7461 on: April 09, 2012, 11:38:24 am »
Alrighty, birthday day off, just a day to sit and lounge, browse the internet and play DF.  No troubleshooting random people's wireless networks, resetting routers and modems to fix internet connections and fixing other such computer issues for a whole day!  Finally!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7462 on: April 09, 2012, 11:44:22 am »
Quote from: Euld on April 08, 2012, 01:56:47 pm
I suspect they're lyrics for a song, probably a parody.

Yeah, a friend and I made a Sexy And I Know It parody while we were partying. That monstrocity was thus born.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7463 on: April 09, 2012, 12:20:00 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on April 09, 2012, 12:09:47 pm
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Quote from: Euld on April 08, 2012, 01:56:47 pm
I suspect they're lyrics for a song, probably a parody.

Yeah, a friend and I made a Sexy And I Know It parody while we were partying. That monstrocity was thus born.
I shall now kill you for getting 'sexy and I know it' stuck in my head.

I hate that song, and it has to be the LEAST modest song I've ever heard.

And I shall now torment you for getting that M&Ms commercial stuck in my head.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7464 on: April 09, 2012, 12:23:27 pm »
Kids were randomly singing Christmas songs in the backseat yesterday (what the hey, it's the only songs they know by heart really well). Which set up the following exchange between my 2-year old son and I when we got home and I was trying to get him out of the car.

"Okay, come on out."
"I scared."
"Why are you scared?"
(looking at the sky with grim determination) "Santa coming."
"Santa?"
"Yeah....He coming."

This line was said in the same tone as "Winter is coming" in Game of Thrones. I have to wonder now if my son sees Santa as this avenging winter spirit that dispenses toys to the chosen and icy death to the unworthy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7465 on: April 09, 2012, 12:38:27 pm »
... Damn, now I wanna put that in my whatever-I'm-making.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7466 on: April 09, 2012, 01:02:41 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on April 09, 2012, 12:23:27 pm
This line was said in the same tone as "Winter is coming" in Game of Thrones. I have to wonder now if my son sees Santa as this avenging winter spirit that dispenses toys to the chosen and icy death to the unworthy.
This is what I'm going to tell my kids Santa does.

Coal never bothered me because I always figured I would smelt something neat with it (I was 5 and didn't fully understand one lump of coal wouldn't cut it) but a Murderous angry Santa would have scared me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7467 on: April 09, 2012, 01:11:30 pm »
'round here bad kids get sticks.

That always struck me as an incredibly stupid idea.
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« Reply #7468 on: April 09, 2012, 01:27:05 pm »
Which they then promptly use to poke the good kids. Yeah, Santa didn't think that through.

Unless he's not concerned with justice, just lowering his bottom line. Sticks *are* a lot cheaper than toys.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7469 on: April 09, 2012, 01:36:55 pm »
Always thought coal was more of a punishment to the parents than the kid:


"Congratulations kids! You now have coal! It's brittle, black, and gets [censored due to age] everywhere! You're parents are going to love me!"
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