Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Fenrir]

Where do these diseases come from, and why must they make me suffer so D:

Evil spirits. Don't offend the gods next time.

You backwards backwater witch doctor and your silly superstitions! Medicine should be left to men of reason.

Euld, your illness is caused by a simple imbalance of the fluids. I recommend bleeding yourself with a sharp knife or leeches.

[Phantom of The Library]

Where do these diseases come from, and why must they make me suffer so D:

Evil spirits. Don't offend the gods next time.

You backwards backwater witch doctor and your silly superstitions! Medicine should be left to men of reason.

Euld, your illness is caused by a simple imbalance of the fluids. I recommend bleeding yourself with a sharp knife or leeches.

Those methods are impractical, here take this antibiotic!

[jc6036]

Not too long ago, I had constipation for over two and a half days.


Let's just say that afterwards was the unpleasant part. Every 20 minutes, rushing to the bathroom. I drank like a gallon of water just to make sure I wasn't getting dehydrated.

Try a week, at the end of which you're in so much pain that you're constantly throwing up and can't move.

My family actually thought that I had a ruptured appendix, went to the doctors and it turned out I was just very constipated.  Medications were doled out, and suppositories were administered.  Ohgodthehorror.

[Knight of Fools]

I remember when I got a parasite called Blastocystis from eating a mango. The first symptoms were [DATA EXPUNGED] and then I [REDACTED] for, like, a week.

Those tropical parasites can really kick you in the rear.

[kaijyuu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPjFavgKO5I


The "news" isn't what's making me go WTF, but the fact people think it's news at all. Are we back to early 2011?

Also youtube comments are a good source of losing faith in humanity and/or lessons in the futility of trying to spot satire.

[RedWarrior0]

Where do these diseases come from, and why must they make me suffer so D:

Evil spirits. Don't offend the gods next time.

You backwards backwater witch doctor and your silly superstitions! Medicine should be left to men of reason.

Euld, your illness is caused by a simple imbalance of the fluids. I recommend bleeding yourself with a sharp knife or leeches.

Those methods are impractical, here take this antibiotic!

That antibiotic is bad for you, here take this herbal remedy!

[Knight of Fools]

That antibiotic is bad for you, here take this herbal remedy!

That herbal remedy is unproven! Take this exercise and diet guide!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Where do these diseases come from, and why must they make me suffer so D:

Evil spirits. Don't offend the gods next time.

You backwards backwater witch doctor and your silly superstitions! Medicine should be left to men of reason.

Euld, your illness is caused by a simple imbalance of the fluids. I recommend bleeding yourself with a sharp knife or leeches.

Those methods are impractical, here take this antibiotic!

That antibiotic is bad for you, here take this herbal remedy!

No man, your star signs are all out of whack man, you need to buy my book The Dreamings of Self-Actualization and learn how to rebalance your karmic lifeline so you can energize with the universal synchronization force and make your mental power purify yourself.

Available on Amazon now for just $69.99, man.

[kisame12794]

I went on this trip to Ottawa for school (Nationals in band woot!) and one of the guys I was sharing a room with punched me in the groin so hard, I went and pissed blood. This was at the start of the trip too, so I had to suffer for two more days until I could go home and see a doctor. Turns out it got infected, and for a month afterward going to the bathroom was hell. Not fun. Not fun at all. Worst part is that for some strange reason, I had to go every half hour or so, or else it started to hurt, regardless of how much fluid I drank.

[Loud Whispers]

Where do these diseases come from, and why must they make me suffer so D:

Evil spirits. Don't offend the gods next time.

You backwards backwater witch doctor and your silly superstitions! Medicine should be left to men of reason.

Euld, your illness is caused by a simple imbalance of the fluids. I recommend bleeding yourself with a sharp knife or leeches.

Those methods are impractical, here take this antibiotic!

That antibiotic is bad for you, here take this herbal remedy!

No man, your star signs are all out of whack man, you need to buy my book The Dreamings of Self-Actualization and learn how to rebalance your karmic lifeline so you can energize with the universal synchronization force and make your mental power purify yourself.

Available on Amazon now for just $69.99, man.

Naw man, I checked with the local haruspex, and he says all you need to do is rub chopped up rat meat all over your body twice a day or something.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

We are the worst doctors ever.

[Fenrir]

I found a PDF of an unfinished philosophical essay I typeset a month or two ago. I have no idea what point I was going to make, but it involves cave men and DeLoreans.

[Phantom of The Library]

We are the worst BEST doctors ever.

Fixed that for you~

[Descan]

I found a PDF of an unfinished philosophical essay I typeset a month or two ago. I have no idea what point I was going to make, but it involves cave men and DeLoreans.

I love finding those. It's like trying to decipher my own little version of TimeCube.

... holy shit I think I just figured out where Time Cube came from. Someone had one of these moments... And kept going, and put it on the internet!

In WTF news, I've been typing as Tavros lately and now I can't stop putting ,'s in place of .'s.

[MaximumZero]

Curse you, John Lennon, making my eyes leak with your wistful imagining from over 40 years ago. ;_;