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[RedWarrior0]

The moldy pot towel now smells like vomit. Go back to smelling like cannabis, please.

[edit] Now it smells like coffee. I'm not complaining.

I know a few guys who'll take that off your hands... They seem to have run out of 3-digit numbers, but the Foundation has opened up the 1000-series.

[Loud Whispers]

Why can't I ever have funny clients like him?

You know, if he started humming the mission impossible theme, I'd probably join in

[alway]

My WTF moment is, why would anyone, person or animal, abandon such a cute and cuddly little thing that hasn't even opened it's eyes?

Brood parasite: you has one.

[kaijyuu]

The moldy pot towel now smells like vomit. Go back to smelling like cannabis, please.

[edit] Now it smells like coffee. I'm not complaining.

[edit] It now smells like a mixture of coffee, weed and steak.

You could... you know... wash it

[Angel Of Death]

The moldy pot towel now smells like vomit. Go back to smelling like cannabis, please.

[edit] Now it smells like coffee. I'm not complaining.

[edit] It now smells like a mixture of coffee, weed and steak.

You could... you know... wash it

But it's the almighty weedy coffee stake steak towel!

[Aklyon]

The moldy pot towel now smells like vomit. Go back to smelling like cannabis, please.

[edit] Now it smells like coffee. I'm not complaining.

[edit] It now smells like a mixture of coffee, weed and steak.

You could... you know... wash it

But it's the almighty weedy coffee stake towel!

Of doooooooooooooooooooooooom?

[RedWarrior0]

No, seriously, that is a bona fide SCP you have. Safe, but an SCP nonetheless.

[Lord Shonus]

Was so absurdly sick the other day that I got vomit stuck in my nose. I didn't even know that could happen.

[Putnam]

Was so absurdly sick the other day that I got vomit stuck in my nose. I didn't even know that could happen.

I remember that I had the flu when I was young and I drank too much diet coke at once and immediately filled half a bowl I was given with brown vomit that came out of my mouth and nose

it hurt, but I started laughing just because of how ridiculous the situation was

I remember back during the pandemic that I had the swine flu, I had brown mucous coming out of my nose. That was weird. I also slept all day...

[JoshuaFH]

Was so absurdly sick the other day that I got vomit stuck in my nose. I didn't even know that could happen.

Not only possible, but I've had vomit come out of my nose before.

The exact opposite of pleasant, to say the least.

[kaijyuu]

I never don't get it up my nose.



This thread is now about sharing disgusting sickness anecdotes.

[JoshuaFH]

I never don't get it up my nose.



This thread is now about sharing disgusting sickness anecdotes.

Yayyyyy

[Lord Shonus]

Was so absurdly sick the other day that I got vomit stuck in my nose. I didn't even know that could happen.

Not only possible, but I've had vomit come out of my nose before.

Of course. Hoe do you think it got stuck there in the first place.

[Loud Whispers]

This thread is now about sharing disgusting sickness anecdotes.

Can anyone top nearly dying of dysentery that lasted a span of 3 weeks?

[Sirus]

This thread is now about sharing disgusting sickness anecdotes.

Can anyone top nearly dying of dysentery that lasted a span of 3 weeks?

I had an open wound for two years. Weekly doctor visits, yay!