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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Spoiler: O.O (click to show/hide)

[Euld]

Spoiler: O.O (click to show/hide)

It's like that vacuum cleaner from Brave Little Toaster, except he put on a suit and tie and turned into a creeper.

[Truean]

MoM, this is why you don't do E-drugs.

This is your brain. This is your brain on E-drugs. Questions? Cause I dunno either. 

[Skyrunner]

From the Barron's SAT II Subject Test Biology E/M book:

... is called fixed action pattern(FAP)

Emphasis not mine.

[Skyrunner]

FAP is defined as a stereotypical action pattern induced by some stimuli that the animal will carry out no matter how stupid or silly it is.

[Darvi]

That explains so much.

[Fenrir]

                                 Jesus, "Jesus"

Jesus was a deity that occurs in the myths of The Catholic Church. Jesus was
most often depicted as a male hippy and was associated with ressurection and
salvation.

So freakin' tempted to sig this...

Do not worry; I have it in sig-sizes. Perfect for the Christian forumite on the go.


                               _{^{Jesus, "Jesus"
Jesus was a deity that occurs in the myths of The Catholic Church. Jesus was
most often depicted as a male hippy and was associated with ressurection and
salvation.}}


Sig Jesus, a little salvation in every post. Now in dwarf flavor!

[Lord Shonus]

Was reading a Yahoo article on the Health-Care hearings when I noticed this little gem in the comments.

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To have a socialist dictatorship you must first disarm the citizens, they are trying to do it now, Hillary signed an agreement with the U.N. at Obama's orders to help take the guns away. Then you must take control of all aspects of their lives health, food and spending to name a few.

Obama thinks he is above the law, he never saw a constitution he could not shred and rewrite to his own on plans. Obama signed the new NDAA bill into law when bid for reelection fails and it will, he has a game plan, claim a American crises, implement Martial Law then put all that oppose him, Christians and Gun Owners to name a few into Gitmo or other FEMA Internment camps. They are expanding Gitmo to include United States citizens who are merely accused of terrorism - even groundless charges.

You guys out there better watch out! Your ex-wife or girlfriend could turn you in as a terrorist and you will end up in Gitmo for mere slanderous charges - detained "indefinitely!" Or now that the courts went in favor of Sharia Law Obama could sign it in as more new laws, then he will have more power and another choice, like publicly cutting off your head as an example to those that oppose him.

Welcome to the New World Order and dictatorship, the question is who will become the dictator? If you think this is far fetched think about it with an open mind and look at history and learn something from it before it catches you by surprise, this scenario can be about anyone taking office now that the laws have been put into place.

That may not be the most insane thing I;ve read this century, but it's in the top ten.

[Darvi]

What's top, then?

[Nadaka]

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/brazilian-batman-fights-street-crime-slideshow/

So...

The police have called in batman to help fight crime in Brazil.

[Flying Dice]

Was reading a Yahoo article on the Health-Care hearings when I noticed this little gem in the comments.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

To have a socialist dictatorship you must first disarm the citizens, they are trying to do it now, Hillary signed an agreement with the U.N. at Obama's orders to help take the guns away. Then you must take control of all aspects of their lives health, food and spending to name a few.

Obama thinks he is above the law, he never saw a constitution he could not shred and rewrite to his own on plans. Obama signed the new NDAA bill into law when bid for reelection fails and it will, he has a game plan, claim a American crises, implement Martial Law then put all that oppose him, Christians and Gun Owners to name a few into Gitmo or other FEMA Internment camps. They are expanding Gitmo to include United States citizens who are merely accused of terrorism - even groundless charges.

You guys out there better watch out! Your ex-wife or girlfriend could turn you in as a terrorist and you will end up in Gitmo for mere slanderous charges - detained "indefinitely!" Or now that the courts went in favor of Sharia Law Obama could sign it in as more new laws, then he will have more power and another choice, like publicly cutting off your head as an example to those that oppose him.

Welcome to the New World Order and dictatorship, the question is who will become the dictator? If you think this is far fetched think about it with an open mind and look at history and learn something from it before it catches you by surprise, this scenario can be about anyone taking office now that the laws have been put into place.

That may not be the most insane thing I;ve read this century, but it's in the top ten.

Don't read much FSTDT/CSTDT, do you? 

[Lord Shonus]

What's top, then?

Some of the things my uncle (who thinks it's still 1968) are there. He once became convinced that his toaster was Hitler in disguise.

[jc6036]

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/brazilian-batman-fights-street-crime-slideshow/

So...

The police have called in batman to help fight crime in Brazil.

That's kind of heartwarming, actually.

[Sirus]

Was reading a Yahoo article on the Health-Care hearings when I noticed this little gem in the comments.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

To have a socialist dictatorship you must first disarm the citizens, they are trying to do it now, Hillary signed an agreement with the U.N. at Obama's orders to help take the guns away. Then you must take control of all aspects of their lives health, food and spending to name a few.

Obama thinks he is above the law, he never saw a constitution he could not shred and rewrite to his own on plans. Obama signed the new NDAA bill into law when bid for reelection fails and it will, he has a game plan, claim a American crises, implement Martial Law then put all that oppose him, Christians and Gun Owners to name a few into Gitmo or other FEMA Internment camps. They are expanding Gitmo to include United States citizens who are merely accused of terrorism - even groundless charges.

You guys out there better watch out! Your ex-wife or girlfriend could turn you in as a terrorist and you will end up in Gitmo for mere slanderous charges - detained "indefinitely!" Or now that the courts went in favor of Sharia Law Obama could sign it in as more new laws, then he will have more power and another choice, like publicly cutting off your head as an example to those that oppose him.

Welcome to the New World Order and dictatorship, the question is who will become the dictator? If you think this is far fetched think about it with an open mind and look at history and learn something from it before it catches you by surprise, this scenario can be about anyone taking office now that the laws have been put into place.

That may not be the most insane thing I;ve read this century, but it's in the top ten.

Don't read much FSTDT/CSTDT, do you? 

Yeah, that's pretty tame. Plus it's on Yahoo, which means there's a reasonably good chance that Poe's law is in effect.

[Lord Shonus]

True. Of course, I've tried to avoid things like that since Dan Brown broke my mind.