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[Phantom of The Library]

Both attorneys have obviously entered into a secret pact--complete with hats, handshakes and cryptic words

So sigging this.

[Flying Dice]

It seems like every time Truean posts in here it turns out to be the funniest thing I've heard all day. 

[alway]

This man has no life. And yet, a god is he.

I'm familiar enough with logic gates to understand the basic arithmetic functions on a vague theoretical level, but how he does logs and trig functions is completely beyond me.

Those functions are actually relatively trivial to do when you have the basic arithmetic functions. It's something you will go over if you take about a year or so of Calculus. Essentially they are derived by an infinite series of sums; as you go farther into the calculation towards infinity, the parts you add to the sum approach 0, and usually very quickly. After only a few additions and multiplications, you can find an approximation accurate enough for any application. More details here: http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/55563.html
You can manually calculate the values that way for trig functions as well as logarithmic functions

[Truean]

It seems like every time Truean posts in here it turns out to be the funniest thing I've heard all day. 

Both attorneys have obviously entered into a secret pact--complete with hats, handshakes and cryptic words

So sigging this.

Hehe, nice. [curtsies] Thanks.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the full filing by the pissed off federal district court judge. There's legalese in there, sure, but it's where I got all of those quotes.

[FearfulJesuit]

Despite
the continued shortcomings of Plaintiff's supplemental
submission, the Court commends Plaintiff for his
vastly improved choice of crayon--Brick Red is much
easier on the eyes than Goldenrod, and stands out
much better amidst the mustard splotched about
Plaintiff's briefing. But at the end of the day, even if
you put a calico dress on it and call it Florence, a pig
is still a pig.

Who the fuck was lawyering? Kindergartners?

[Truean]

Despite
the continued shortcomings of Plaintiff's supplemental
submission, the Court commends Plaintiff for his
vastly improved choice of crayon--Brick Red is much
easier on the eyes than Goldenrod, and stands out
much better amidst the mustard splotched about
Plaintiff's briefing. But at the end of the day, even if
you put a calico dress on it and call it Florence, a pig
is still a pig.

Who the fuck was lawyering? Kindergartners?

Given that he said their motions were wastes of perfectly good crayons. Sure.... Why not.  Meh. Basically they screwed up quite a lot. He's not being literal, he's being funny as hell and demonstrating why English class is useful for everyone.

[Trapezohedron]

Spoiler: Totally legit. (click to show/hide)

[Jopax]

RUN AWAY FROM THE FUCKING HILLS!!!!!

So that's one place I sure as hell am not visting, ever.

[Loud Whispers]

RUN AWAY FROM THE FUCKING HILLS!!!!!

So that's one place I sure as hell am not visting, ever.

Ants.

Much.

Much.

Worse.

[Heliman]

These. these are fantastic.

I'm not entirely sure why.

[Akura]

RUN AWAY FROM THE FUCKING HILLS!!!!!

So that's one place I sure as hell am not visting, ever.

Oh great. And I really wanted to sleep tonight.

Spoiler: Totally legit. (click to show/hide)

What the?

And yet, I can identify three of the characters.

[Flying Dice]

Spoiler: Totally legit. (click to show/hide)

What the?

And yet, I can identify three of the characters.

I think I got five.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bottom left: That jailbait techie girl (can't remember her name)
Middle left: Yuna
Top left: Wakka
Center: Auron
Right: Lulu

Top right is probably Tidus, but I can't see the guy's legs, so I can't tell if he is wearing those moronic asymmetrical pants.

[kaijyuu]

I'm guessing the cat is the blue cat guy. Khimari or something like that.

[Darvi]

I got all of them.

[Dutchling]

I just opened iTunes to update the music on my iPod and it didn't spontaneously 'forget' all of my music.

I probably need to update iTunes as this is very unusual.