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[lemon10]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73eiLZ8k-QM&feature=youtu.be

I can't do the insanity of this video any justice, just watch. Probably NSFW.

Is... is that putin?
WTF russia, what did I just watch.

[SalmonGod]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73eiLZ8k-QM&feature=youtu.be

I can't do the insanity of this video any justice, just watch. Probably NSFW.

Is... is that putin?
WTF russia, what did I just watch.

3:06 is what just happened to my mind

[Max White]

So, last night I almost walked into a spiderweb doing the night run... Tonight? Three spider webs. Three fucking spiders, all setting up webs where I need to be, nearly walked into all three of them, and that was remembering not to walk into the same one from last night. I hate these things, it's just suddenly BAM webbed yo! Fucking spiders...

I have long hair the brushes the back of my neck. Welp that was a bad idea...

[Darvi]

Bring a torch. Burn the webs. Be the hero.

[Max White]

Now I know why Link wears tights. Spiders can't get in your pants if you wear tights.

[612DwarfAvenue]

If i'm going through a chokepoint (hey, the spiders are clearly using military strategy by setting up where you're gonna be like that, so i get to use words like that. That and i can't think of any other good words...) where i'm sure there's gonna be a spider web, i grab a stick or something and wave it in front of me as i go, to break any webs in front of me.

PROBLEM, SPIDERS?


@ Max, what if the spiders wait until you're not wearing the tights, and then quietly slip into them. That way, once you put them back on, not only do you got a friggin spider in there, you also can't get it OUT unless you take the tights back off, which of course makes you vulnerable to attack from more spiders.

[Max White]

And then the spider grabs onto the stick, runs up it, runs up your arm and starts biting your face over and over.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Get a flamethrower, and a rifle with DU bullets. That should piss the spider off enough for him to lose his composure and knock a tree down on top of himself as he's going for you.

[612DwarfAvenue]

And then the spider grabs onto the stick, runs up it, runs up your arm and starts biting your face over and over.

Nah, it's either too small that it won't be able to hold on (or i'll drop the stick if need be, and apply indiscriminate boot-to-arachnid justice), or it's big enough that i can see it and probably won't even try, i'll just go back.

[olemars]

So, last night I almost walked into a spiderweb doing the night run... Tonight? Three spider webs. Three fucking spiders, all setting up webs where I need to be, nearly walked into all three of them, and that was remembering not to walk into the same one from last night. I hate these things, it's just suddenly BAM webbed yo! Fucking spiders...

I have long hair the brushes the back of my neck. Welp that was a bad idea...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/17273309

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Well. There goes my sleep for the next week.

* The Merchant Of Menace gets a rosary

[Max White]

I've seen something similar in the past. It was flooring, and a rather large boat came off it's mooring, and started floating down the river. We had a smaller boat, and were worried that it's chain would snap too, so we just happened to be out on the water while this was going on. So pretty quickly, the SES gets called out, but it will take them time to get that far down the river in these floods, and we offer assistance. They ask us to follow the boat and only act if somebodies life is in danger, otherwise don't touch the thing. So were in this small motor boat, following this yacht down the river, and all it going well when the SES guys turn up, and they are damn good at what they do, go the boat tred and started toeing it, the problem was they had nowhere to put it. So they decide to ground it in the soft mangroves, and tie it off to a tree. Nobody is in danger, minimal property damage!
However, you must remember that the river was flooring. Millions of insects, lizards and spiders live in these mangroves, and they are getting desperate for somewhere to stand as the water rises. Suddenly, big white thing that floats to stand on, yay! Within minutes, every critter than can reach this boat is crawling on it, and it was scary. I'm talking more critter than boat here, they were crawling over each other to get up. You have never seen more creepy crawlies in your life.

Moral of the story? Floors make small animals form mass swarms...

[Darvi]

Electrocute boat. Ruin ecosphere.

[Lord Dullard]

Just forced myself to watch an episode of this 'My Little Ponies' thing that everyone has been obsessing over for the past half a year to see if there was any merit to it being everywhere. I mean, I try to keep an open mind...

Seemed like any other kiddie cartoon to me. Maybe slightly better script. I had to stop watching after half an episode. Still completely puzzled by the fascination with this cartoon.

[Guardian G.I.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73eiLZ8k-QM&feature=youtu.be

I can't do the insanity of this video any justice, just watch. Probably NSFW.

Oh, Russian opposition is crazy-ass as usual. The end result of such insane creative works is raising Putin's approval ratings among the ordinary Russians (the opposition furiously hates them, viewing them as nothing but "cattle" (быдло, bydlo), BTW).