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[Tidal]

* The Merchant Of Menace hands Max a high yield nuclear device.

No sure if that is the best idea. If European cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, what about Australian spiders?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

You're right...


We need to send Australia to the moon.

[Darvi]

No good. They'll just grow immune to asphyxiation and build their own lunar empire.

And i ain't taking about the Aussies here.

[Max White]

I have no doubt that something would survive on the moon, and no doubt it would be aggressive and fatal...

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Well we'd relocate the Aussies to New Zealand before we launched Australia to the moon, and make a TV show of the results of this.

As for surviving on the moon, we could just tithe a few peasants to them each month to appease them.

[NobodyPro]

"It's not like MLP is that great, I've only-"

Episode 4

"HOW THE FUCK!"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I'm surprised you made it that far, the first two episodes are kind of meh, don't really convey the style of the show all that well.

[Trapezohedron]

"It's not like MLP is that great, I've only-"

Episode 4

"HOW THE FUCK!"

Finally got around to watching it, and liking it?

WELCOME TO THE HERD.

[RedKing]

* The Merchant Of Menace hands Max a high yield nuclear device.

No sure if that is the best idea. If European cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, what about Australian spiders?

Nuclear devices are actually MADE of Australian spiders. True story.
All that bit about radiation and relativity and subatomic particles is just a cover story, because otherwise Australia would realize that it could blackmail the world.

[Vorthon]

Cat farts. I was trying to get to sleep last night, and one of the cats we have at my place hopped up into bed, laid down beside my pillow, and I swear the little witch must've farted. Either that, or my mattress spontaneously generated a sulphurous smell.

[RedKing]

Cat farts. I was trying to get to sleep last night, and one of the cats we have at my place hopped up into bed, laid down beside my pillow, and I swear the little witch must've farted. Either that, or my mattress spontaneously generated a sulphurous smell.

Cats: The Silent but Deadly Predators...

[FearfulJesuit]

I've seen some stupid majors in my time, but this takes the cake.

[Flying Dice]

"It's not like MLP is that great, I've only-"

Episode 4

"HOW THE FUCK!"

Finally got around to watching it, and liking it?

WELCOME TO THE HERD.

Wait until you hear about Slendermane. 

[Tidal]

"It's not like MLP is that great, I've only-"

Episode 4

"HOW THE FUCK!"

Finally got around to watching it, and liking it?

WELCOME TO THE HERD.

Wait until you hear about Slendermane. 

I see. What you did there.

[Leafsnail]

I've seen some stupid majors in my time, but this takes the cake.

It's ridiculously over-specific, but you could at least kindof imagine a job that relates to it.  That alone would make it not the worst specialisation I've heard of.