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[RedKing]

And Glenn Beck says that the Oracle at Delphi is part of the evil liberal media.

And then the first package IS Glenn Beck.

[kaijyuu]

And then you were the demons.

[Sirus]

And Glenn Beck says that the Oracle at Delphi is part of the evil liberal media.

And then the first package IS Glenn Beck.

That must mean the second package is Stephen Colbert.

[MaximumZero]

Secretly, all packages all over the world are full of Richard Simmons wearing masks of other people.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Secretly, all packages all over the world are full of Richard Simmons wearing masks of other people.

...Wearing masks of Richard Simmons.

[Loud Whispers]

Secretly, all packages all over the world are full of Richard Simmons wearing masks of other people.

...Wearing masks of Richard Simmons.

...Inside packages.

[RedKing]

I was going to add something about Richard Simmons' package, but thought better of it.

[SalmonGod]

I was going to add something about Richard Simmons' package, but thought better of it.

That would be redundant.  Everyone is aware of Richard Simmons' package.  (wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle... just realized... he probably inspired that music video... he does indeed work out)

[Flying Dice]

Quite.

[NobodyPro]

Crosspost from Annoyance thread:

This is like when they banned the inclusion of cow udders in children's books. *shakes fist*

Citation needed.

In Australia. Six years ago.

Illustrators have been asked to avoid showing uncut loaves of bread and freestanding wardrobes because they might be unfamiliar to American readers.

How do I still remember this?

[Max White]

Illustrators have been asked to avoid showing uncut loaves of bread and freestanding wardrobes because they might be unfamiliar to American readers.

Bahahaha. Oh god, that is amazing.

[Sirus]

Illustrators have been asked to avoid showing uncut loaves of bread and freestanding wardrobes because they might be unfamiliar to American readers.

I'm not sure whether to be amused or offended. Probably both.

[Karnewarrior]

Wait wait wait.

You're telling me bread doesn't come pre-sliced in Australia?

SAVAGES.

[Max White]

No you see we are a convict colony, they can't give us bread in case somebody is smuggling something in it. Instead they give us flour, water and yeast, and some logs to fuel the stove.

[Sirus]

Are wardrobes used for the same reason, or is that where Aussies stash corpses?