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Loud Whispers

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5640 on: February 25, 2012, 01:17:49 pm »

Noooooo! Don't become Loudwhispers, greatorder!  Stay good greatorder stay good![/Kiki]

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5641 on: February 25, 2012, 01:36:04 pm »

Noooooo! Don't become Loudwhispers, greatorder!  Stay good greatorder stay good![/Kiki]

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We have muffins.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5642 on: February 25, 2012, 01:38:34 pm »

Noooooo! Don't become Loudwhispers, greatorder!  Stay good greatorder stay good![/Kiki]

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We have muffins.

And we're not really evil, besides, sanity is merely the form of insanity we have agreed on being normal :P

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5643 on: February 25, 2012, 01:47:54 pm »

Actually we don't. They never were in huge demand so I ceased production, allocating the resources to cookie-baking.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5644 on: February 25, 2012, 01:51:08 pm »

Me: "What do you mean they don't have spoons?"
Tom: "They didn't have forks...."
Me: "The Chinese have spoons. They have soup!"
Tom: "So?"
Me: "So? So? What are they gonna eat their soup with? Chopsticks?
Tom: "Maybe they sorta slurp it?"
Me: "You mean when they're almost done?"
Tom: "Whole way through."
Me: "Not spoony enough."
Tom: "To Google...."
Me: "Spoons!"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5645 on: February 25, 2012, 01:59:03 pm »

Me: "What do you mean they don't have spoons?"
Tom: "They didn't have forks...."
Me: "The Chinese have spoons. They have soup!"
Tom: "So?"
Me: "So? So? What are they gonna eat their soup with? Chopsticks?
Tom: "Maybe they sorta slurp it?"
Me: "You mean when they're almost done?"
Tom: "Whole way through."
Me: "Not spoony enough."
Tom: "To Google...."
Me: "Spoons!"

I cried inside  :'(

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5646 on: February 25, 2012, 02:58:12 pm »

Me: "What do you mean they don't have spoons?"
Tom: "They didn't have forks...."
Me: "The Chinese have spoons. They have soup!"
Tom: "So?"
Me: "So? So? What are they gonna eat their soup with? Chopsticks?
Tom: "Maybe they sorta slurp it?"
Me: "You mean when they're almost done?"
Tom: "Whole way through."
Me: "Not spoony enough."
Tom: "To Google...."
Me: "Spoons!"

I cried inside  :'(
I died inside.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5647 on: February 25, 2012, 03:02:23 pm »

Me: "What do you mean they don't have spoons?"
Tom: "They didn't have forks...."
Me: "The Chinese have spoons. They have soup!"
Tom: "So?"
Me: "So? So? What are they gonna eat their soup with? Chopsticks?
Tom: "Maybe they sorta slurp it?"
Me: "You mean when they're almost done?"
Tom: "Whole way through."
Me: "Not spoony enough."
Tom: "To Google...."
Me: "Spoons!"

I cried inside  :'(
I died inside.

Does that make it wrong that it made me laugh?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5648 on: February 25, 2012, 03:14:22 pm »

Me: "What do you mean they don't have spoons?"
Tom: "They didn't have forks...."
Me: "The Chinese have spoons. They have soup!"
Tom: "So?"
Me: "So? So? What are they gonna eat their soup with? Chopsticks?
Tom: "Maybe they sorta slurp it?"
Me: "You mean when they're almost done?"
Tom: "Whole way through."
Me: "Not spoony enough."
Tom: "To Google...."
Me: "Spoons!"

I cried inside  :'(
I died inside.

Does that make it wrong that it made me laugh?

Na.

Also, Tom isn't a bad guy; believe me, he has had ample opportunity to be one, but has never taken it.  He's just never been anywhere. That really isn't his fault. Lots of people do not know about other cultures and that's sad.

Example:
Did you know teriyaki isn't from China; its from Japan?

Now he knows they have spoons.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2012, 03:17:54 pm by Truean »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5649 on: February 25, 2012, 03:19:10 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5650 on: February 25, 2012, 03:21:19 pm »

Did you know teriyaki isn't from China; its from Japan?
Cried just that little bit more  :'(

Truean

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5651 on: February 25, 2012, 03:34:45 pm »

Happy Wheels - Toribash Edition?

Despite consistently having him be uninjured, I can't get him to walk, onto the spikes, the massive lose sheets of glass or otherwise or otherwise. He just lays and flops around. 

Pressing "z" launches him without injury. Shift and Control make his respective legs move. Even without injury he refuses to do more than flop.

His best option appears to be to take the crowd down with him.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2012, 03:38:52 pm by Truean »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5652 on: February 25, 2012, 03:38:43 pm »

None of the charactors can walk.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5653 on: February 25, 2012, 03:39:30 pm »

None of the charactors can walk.

Shift and Control make his legs work like walking though. Shift is the left and Control is the right. Getting him to land safely in the crowd is possible.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2012, 03:41:59 pm by Truean »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5654 on: February 25, 2012, 04:02:44 pm »

You're supposed to grab the dood you fly past and powerslam him onto the spikes. I missed that and ended up murderizing the crowd repeatedly.
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