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[The Merchant Of Menace]

That's considered blazing fast? O.o

The lowest speed I've ever got was 1.7MB/s

That's because your Internet is powered by leprechauns.

-_-

I'm sick of explaining this. There are no leprechauns, we hunted them all to extinction, we used dogs with stubby little legs to give them a fighting chance, but we still eradicated the little bastards.

[Virex]

See, that's what they want you to think. Secretly, they've made a deal with the dog to nick your keys in the night. That's what you find in the pot at the end of the rainbow.

[jc6036]

Maybe he brought a laptop and is only mooching off the library's bandwidth?

Bingo. And I brought my friends to play on multiplayer fps servers at high speeds.  Awesome.

[Truean]

Wrong thread, move along, nothin' to see here....

[Darvi]

They all emigrated to 'murrica.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

See, that's what they want you to think. Secretly, they've made a deal with the dog to nick your keys in the night. That's what you find in the pot at the end of the rainbow.

O:

Get me my gun >,..,>

[Tellemurius]

That's considered blazing fast? O.o

The lowest speed I've ever got was 1.7MB/s

Lol i smoke all of you, 50.66 MB/s

granted that is also the cheapest i ever paid for internet at that speed, eventually i'll yell at my ISP to flip that for my upload though.....

[Greiger]

....Okay, found a VERY BAD bug.

I collapsed a wall of slate, and it badly injured 2 people. One guy shows he breathed in boiling magma. Wtf?

I'm a little late but cave ins spawn stone in a gas state.  Most stones' gas state is listed as boiling magma in the raws, because it assumed the only way for that to happen was to exceed the boiling point of magma.   Thus cave in dust is often called "boiling magma".   Its just in name though, temperature of it is still room temperature.

[Aklyon]

That's considered blazing fast? O.o

The lowest speed I've ever got was 1.7MB/s

Lol i smoke all of you, 50.66 MB/s

granted that is also the cheapest i ever paid for internet at that speed, eventually i'll yell at my ISP to flip that for my upload though.....

How.

[Tellemurius]

That's considered blazing fast? O.o

The lowest speed I've ever got was 1.7MB/s

Lol i smoke all of you, 50.66 MB/s

granted that is also the cheapest i ever paid for internet at that speed, eventually i'll yell at my ISP to flip that for my upload though.....

How.

Fiberoptics hookup to my house, costs me 50 bucks a month, fuck cable tv i gots internet

[Lord Shonus]

My public library has blazing fast internet speeds.  Who needs internet this fast?!?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

PUBLIC LIBRARY. WHY U HAVE SO FAST INTRANET?

It's assumed that dozens (maybe even hundreds, if the internet line is shared between libraries, although I don't quite know how that works) of people will be connecting at any given time. The high school internet (which was somehow shared throughout the entire district) had speeds ten times that at night.

[Tellemurius]

My public library has blazing fast internet speeds.  Who needs internet this fast?!?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

PUBLIC LIBRARY. WHY U HAVE SO FAST INTRANET?

It's assumed that dozens (maybe even hundreds, if the internet line is shared between libraries, although I don't quite know how that works) of people will be connecting at any given time. The high school internet (which was somehow shared throughout the entire district) had speeds ten times that at night.

You IT guys must be complete morons to not setup the firewall correctly and block your torrents

[Max White]

Or totally sane for not setting up a filter to stop torrents, because fun fact: IT guys like free, fast internet too!

[Tellemurius]

Or totally sane for not setting up a filter to stop torrents, because fun fact: IT guys like free, fast internet too!

Fun Fact: they rather let the crowd suffer and jump into their stolen goodies.

[Aklyon]

Hint: IT guys probably know enough to configure their torrent client to work, filter or not. He who set up the filter knows how to circumvent his own work.