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[Tellemurius]

Chuck Norris.

But. wait. how. then.
*explodes from confusion*

[Loud Whispers]

Hey guys, I've got a joke here:

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He's too old.

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SalmonGod]

Sort of... he was an avatar of Chuck Norris.  Sort of like Jesus; a limited manifestation sent forth to enlighten with the knowledge and wisdom of the creator martial dictator of physics.

[kaenneth]

That cannot be, Chuck Norris doesn't do Science. He says how the universe works and everything else complies.

So who the hell was Einstein then?

Chuck's grandfather.

[Karnewarrior]

While we're on topic, I will share this peice of information.

One of us is Chuck Norris!

[Darvi]

And his profile name it ThatAussieGuy.

Either that or Chuck gave him some pointers to how to win DF.

[Phantom of The Library]

While we're on topic, I will share this peice of information.

One of us is Chuck Norris!

Actually, every one of us is a small manifestation of the One Great Chuck.

Spoiler: Dudes. Give eachother some god damn room! (click to show/hide)

At least there's no arrows in knees.

What mod are you using?

Spoiler: From a while ago (click to show/hide)

No studies have actually proven that ANYBODY is "sensitive" to MSG.

It's completely safe. Excluding any ridiculous amounts of the stuff, really.

My mother gets headaches and other stuff from ingesting just a small amount.

[Sirus]

Glee is playing in the other room, someone is singing some Whitny Houston song.

Kill me. Now. It'd be a mercy compared to the blood streaming out of my ears.

[Gunner-Chan]

What mod are you using?

A ton.

Spoiler: Active Mod Files (click to show/hide)

00  Oblivion.esm [CRC: D670DD74]
01  Morrowind_ob.esm [CRC: C97AC369]
02  [Redacted]
03  Oscuro's_Oblivion_Overhaul.esm  [Version 1.34] [CRC: C09734F4]
04  Beautiful People 2ch-Ed.esm [CRC: D1607D4D]
05  x117race.esm [CRC: 55BB0EA2]
06  Toaster Says Share v3.esm [CRC: FB3B11AE]
07  All Natural Base.esm  [Version 1.3.1] [CRC: 47867C56]
08  BreakUndies.esm [CRC: 5AFA12A7]
09  All Natural.esp  [Version 1.3.1] [CRC: 0C2B2233]
0A  All Natural - Real Lights.esp  [Version 1.3.1] [CRC: 544AC04C]
0B  Kobu's Lighter Backpack Mod.esp [CRC: BEA52CF5]
0C  RAEVWD Cities.esp  [Version 1.9] [CRC: 0423FA92]
0D  RAEVWD Imperial City.esp  [Version 1.9] [CRC: 417DF3FE]
0E  ChaseCameraMod.esp [CRC: C99150E1]
0F  Bob's Armory Oblivion.esp [CRC: DE136AF6]
10  [Redacted]  [Version 90] [CRC: 0A309B77]
11  JOJOeffect.esp [CRC: DA7CD487]
12  Real Lava 1.3.esp [CRC: 3B308C4D]
13  ActorsInEmotions.esp [CRC: 30E4D01E]
14  StandingJOJO.esp [CRC: 26CB0278]
15  PersuasionOverhaul.esp [CRC: E49E1B3C]]
16  Western Armor.esp [CRC: FF40D9DE]
17  CTAddPose_glock3.esp [CRC: ECCC967F]
18  Unofficial Oblivion Patch.esp  [Version 3.2.0] [CRC: FBE175F0]
19  R18PN - Bs Bondage.esp [CRC: 056C05B1]
1A  NPCControl.esp [CRC: DB3F9F22]
1B  CTAddPose_OTpair2.esp [CRC: 2ABFF8B3]
1C  Oblivion WarCry EV.esp  [Version 1.09] [CRC: 4F32343B]
1D  [Redacted] [CRC: 959CD34C]
1E  Oscuro's_Oblivion_Overhaul.esp  [Version 1.34] [CRC: AD2A2935]
1F  [Redacted] [CRC: AA62BBD1]
20  Vanilla House Prices for OOO.esp [CRC: 86CF800B]
21  Apachii_Goddess_Store.esp [CRC: 6633E61D]
22  Tona's_ModsStore.esp [CRC: 8DD1E120]
23  R18PN - Heilige Mutter Armor.esp [CRC: FA36AE96]
24  RenGuardOverhaul.esp [CRC: 6FFE50F4]
25  R18PN - Fiona Armor.esp [CRC: 362EFD0A]
26  Hentai_Juliet_Uniform_Limited Package.esp [CRC: 051BDB15]
27  Bashed Patch, 0.esp [CRC: 54D944CD]
28  UOP Vampire Aging & Face Fix.esp  [Version 1.0.0] [CRC: A2DBC5A4]
29  Duke Patricks - Combat Archery.esp  [Version 5.5.3] [CRC: AEFEC588]
2A  Morroblivion_Chargen_And_Transport_Mod_v7.esp [CRC: 3067984A]
2B  Ak- Morroblivion Maps HD.esp [CRC: 8DEED9FE]
2C  ChargenFix-Thermador.esp [CRC: 8279E341]
2D  OOO-Water_Weeds.esp  [Version 1.33] [CRC: 5FD2D492]
2E  Harvest [Flora].esp  [Version 3.0.0] [CRC: 93873332]
2F  Harvest [Flora] - Shivering Isles.esp  [Version 3.0.0] [CRC: 05003A29]
30  Living Economy.esp [CRC: 1CA226D3]
31  StockClothingArmor-forExnems.esp [CRC: 6F08DE12]
32  Kyoma's Journal Mod.esp  [Version 3.2.0] [CRC: 7B027873]
33  RealisticLeveling.esp [CRC: 2C7EBE5D]
34  Beautiful People 2ch-Ed Vanilla Race.esp [CRC: 1668DD25]
35  Beautiful People 2ch-Ed Merged Hair Modules.esp [CRC: FAD367D4]
36  Beautiful People 2ch-Ed Merged Eye Modules.esp [CRC: A0DEFC49]
37  Beautiful People 2ch-Ed Disable BandBlindMask.esp [CRC: 2BFAB355]
38  Beautiful People 2ch-Ed Sheogorath Eye.esp [CRC: 10424B2F]
39  Lop-ears Elf.esp [CRC: FB8DAD81]
3A  SetBody.esp [CRC: F9F9A893]
3B  [Redacted] [CRC: 126AA994]
3C  [Redacted] [CRC: 270946EA]
3D  LoversTachiCat2.esp [CRC: F7518F9D]
3E  RMDailyIncome.esp [CRC: 82482E5D]
3F  Editeduniform.esp [CRC: 1DEFFE68]

The removed ones belong to a specific group of mods I don't wish to make the names of obvious in case of minors browsing the forum.

[Karnewarrior]

The removed ones belong to a specific group of mods I don't wish to make the names of obvious in case of minors browsing the forum.

Yeah I'm not surprised.

My first introduction to Janet on these forums was a post involving a dog collar, cthulhu, BDSM and a dinosaur.

Also this was back when you were Sofia.

[Urist Imiknorris]

While we're on topic, I will share this peice of information.

One of us is Chuck Norris!

It's me!

[Sirus]

Perhaps you should [REDACT] number 26 as well, unless it's not as bad as it sounds.

Also, holy cow, I've been sig-quoted. I don't think that's ever happened before.

[kisame12794]

It wasn't I that went WTF, but I was the direct cause of several today. It seems wearing a chainmail haubrerk attracts attention.

You know that we have a photo share thread, right?

So are you saying you want to see it, or are you saying not to post that here?

[Gunner-Chan]

Perhaps you should [REDACT] number 26 as well, unless it's not as bad as it sounds.

26 is just a school uniform like outfit. The author is just named Hentai. It's really a fairly tame outfit besides a sort of short skirt and versions with an open neck that shows a bit of cleavage. Nice outfits in my opinion.

[Virex]

It wasn't I that went WTF, but I was the direct cause of several today. It seems wearing a chainmail haubrerk attracts attention.

You know that we have a photo share thread, right?

So are you saying you want to see it, or are you saying not to post that here?

You get three guesses, and the first one doesn't count


But yeah, post it. What could be better than you in a hauberk?