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[Aklyon]

I'm pretty sure the sequels thing was brought up in some recent article, something about only being able to make one game at a time until recently or something. If you're making a sequel, you're not making another game, ya?

Edit: 1 MILLION. IN A SINGLE DAY.

[Frumple]

RSS feed has informed me someone has made stat tracking software with twitter upload functionality...

Spoiler: semi NSFW, I guess (click to show/hide)

... for a USB enabled onahole*.

*Male masturbation aid.

W(hat)TF was my only possible reaction.

[Karnewarrior]

Because you want to know what your friends are doing / want your friends to know what you are doing / want to pretend you have friends

[Frumple]

Not just what, but how. Tracked statistics includes "time, insertions, average speed and other data."

[Sirus]

...pass the brain bleach?

[FearfulJesuit]

The fucking fuck?

[Gatleos]

*pours brain bleach into small plastic cups and passes them around*

[Trapezohedron]

*gets one cup of brain bleach from Gatleos and pours it on self*

Seriously, what?

[Darvi]

*nicks some of the brain bleach for IRC*

[Sirus]

*pours brain bleach into eyes*

THE BURN!!! THE BURN MEANS IT'S WORKING!!

[Phantom of The Library]

*pours brain bleach into small plastic cups and passes them around*

*Grabs two cups and applies liberally*

[Karnewarrior]

Not just what, but how. Tracked statistics includes "time, insertions, average speed and other data."

WHY?

I tried to write a snarky response but I don't know how to be sarcastic against this kind of thing!

[Frumple]

I DON'T KNOW!

I'm not really sure what the reason for this thing was, really. I mean, I know they've got similar stuff for medical research, but I have no idea what motivated this guy to make the software for personal use (and then go and share it), nevermind what motivated the hardware (so to speak) manufacturers to design and build a piece of machinery capable of collecting that sort of data.

All I can really conjecture is that it being from Japan has something to do with it; the Japanese have taken the manufacture of that sort of item to new... well, heights, I guess is the best word for it.

Incidentally, does this mean my sharing of this news wins WTF of the week? Maybe even month? It's pretty high on my WTF scale, honestly.

[RedKing]

My guess is that somewhere there's a board like Cyberscore where you could compete against others for high...uhh...score.......however that would work. 


Yeah, I'll take some that of that brain bleach when you're done.

@Frumple: You win WTF of the EVAR.

[Sirus]

I don't know about EVAR, but give it time. Assuming the world doesn't collapse any time soon, we have another few thousand years at least. Plenty of time to find something even higher on the WTF scale.