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[Aqizzar]

Have it in GIF form, why not.

[SalmonGod]

Just more proof that cats are awesome.  They know how to show inferior species who's boss

[Frumple]

On land, anyway

Alligators aren't too bad, really, so long as you're not too stupid around them. They're cute and fairly personable when they're young. Still fairly cute when they're grown, too, and most reptiles are tactilely pleasing.

And yes, it's generally illegal to have them as pets. Big fines if caught. I just played with it, not owned it, heh.

Cats are pretty awesome, though. They'll almost certainly go extinct after 'gators do.

[SalmonGod]

I am a reptile fan myself.  Definitely the easiest creatures to keep as pets.

[Deadmeat1471]

Have it in GIF form, why not.

Lol this is the most awesome Gif ive ever seen.

[Heron TSG]

My friend's cat chases bears out of their fruit trees all the time. Then again, it's a gigantic furry ball of muscle and hate.

[Karnewarrior]

My friend's cat chases bears out of their fruit trees all the time. Then again, it's a gigantic furry ball of muscle and hate.

Is it named Greebo?

[Frumple]

No, no. Greebo was a gigantic furry ball of muscle, hate, and incest.

[Flying Dice]

Aren't all cats?

[NobodyPro]

Jack Chick fails science forever.

You fail biology forever:
-Implies that the tailbone isn't vestigial because it's used by other parts of the body (hence why it still exists at all).
-Implies that determining the age of rock to determine the age of the fossils within is circular reasoning.
-Talks of vestigial parts without mentioning the gorram appendix!
-Says that losing something (as opposed to keeping gills/fins/tail etc.) is the opposite of evolution.

You fail physics forever:
-Implies that electrons have no charge.

You fail debating forever:
-Says "most experts"... ARRGHALBLAG!

[SalmonGod]

Ah... I first learned about that guy when my kid received two chick tracts on one Halloween night a couple years ago.  We found them as we were doing the standard safety sorting through his bag.  I was blown away that someone would inflict such depressing content on unsuspecting kids, and slip such subversive fundamentalism right under a parent's nose.  Looked the guy up right away.  He's quite a character.  It's also kind of depressing how widespread his publications are.

These are the two tracts my kid got in his candy bag:  Happy Halloween and The Little Princess.  They're both incredibly depressing little stories involving the death of innocent children.

[Putnam]

IIRC he says that there aren't any pictures of him around because "he's on too many people's hit lists already".

At least he has a sense of humor (I hope).

[Leafsnail]

You fail physics forever:
-Implies that electrons have no charge.

Surely the worse part is how he says that "protons all have a positive charge SO THEY'LL REPEL EACH OTHER IN A NUCLEUS" as if that's an amazing idea that noone's ever had before.  Well, I suppose he does arbitrarily say that gluons don't exist, as if he has some amazing insight that overrides all the times that gluons have been observed after particle collisions.

[NobodyPro]

These are the two tracts my kid got in his candy bag:  Happy Halloween and The Little Princess.  They're both incredibly depressing little stories involving the death of innocent children.

That's well... something else.

Jack Chick fails history forever
-Says Ancient Egyptians had ten gods.
-Says wealth was destroyed by Jewish slaves leaving.
-Says Holocaust was initiated by the Vatican.
-Says that British Empire is gone. Even the map provided shows that he's wrong.
-Says that Russia is the way it is today because of it's Jew hating. As opposed to the Russian Revolution and the events that started it.
-Russia is apparently called Magog in the bible. Which part? Russia's a big place. Chick's source is "Ezekiel 38".
-Implies that the US helped the Jews more than the Russians.

EDIT: I just read read a couple more. Not posting about them. Ever.

[Flying Dice]

The moment I learned about Jack Chick was quite possibly one of the most depressing of my life.