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[kaijyuu]

Semi-NSFW I guess? But definitely.. what.

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[Flying Dice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC5KxexbDEM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Real life is disturbingly lacking in Spanish-speaking Lenin zombies.

[Angel Of Death]

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Day was originally a nameless criminal giant, and the Yellow Emperor fight for seat of God, was the Yellow Emperor cut off his head, which can be called criminal days. "Punishment day" this name means: those days, Britain also; criminal who kill also. Day is the Emperor of Heaven, "punishment days," says Slaughter of Heaven to swear revenge.

When the Yan Emperor or the rule of the universe when the sentence day is a minister of Emperor Yan men. Fond of music in his life, who make music Yan "plow" for poetry "harvest", with a total name "Bu seek" a tribute to the happiness of the people living at that time.

Later, the Yellow Emperor Yandi was overthrown, placing him into a pillar of the South did little. Although Yan silence, afraid to fight, and the Yellow Emperor, but his descendants and men are not convinced. When Chi Jubing against the Yellow Emperor, when day had wanted to participate in this criminal war, to stop just because the firm did not make the trip Yan. Failure of the First World War and the Yellow Emperor Chi, Chi was killed, his criminal days, unable to remain angry sinking heart, then secretly left South Fangtian Ting, straight toward the central day Ting, go and fight a level of the Yellow Emperor.

Punishment days left hand holding the rectangular shield, right hand holding a two-edged ax flash, all the way through, cut open the heavy door days, the Yellow Emperor's Palace, directly before the immediate concern. Yellow Emperor is leading the ministers in the palace of Qinggemanwu watching fairies, see the punishment fierce shield wielding ax to kill the day came, suddenly furious, picked up the sword and punishment on the day of battle together. Two sword stab ax, immediate concern from the intrauterine extrauterine, from heaven mortal immediate concern, often straight Yangshan next immediate concern.

 

Yan was born Yangshan is often the place, not far north, is the birthplace of the Yellow Emperor Xuan Yuan country. Regulus country individuals who face the snake, its tail wrapped around the head. Are two enemies to their homeland, which is particularly intense fighting. xingtian thought, this is the Yan Emperor of the world, now you steal, I have to fight back. Yellow Emperor thought, now the whole world Kuniyasu folk music, I Regulus sub Sun Changsheng, can we allow others to meddle. So everyone is trying to make the power, wait for them to be able to kill each other about.

Huang Di in the end is the battle-hardened veteran, there are nine days Xuannv taught the art of war, punishment day will be more than eye, watch for a flaw, xingtian Jingbo sword to cut off, just listen to "click" sound, punishment days The same hills sinking like a huge head, begins with Jingbo rolled down and landed on the foot often Yangshan.

Punishment is not a day touched Jingbo head, suddenly panic up, hurriedly moved to hold the shield of the left hand ax, poking out his right hand on the ground fumble. He's looking for his unyielding head sinking, security, and the Yellow Emperor in battle again Jingbo something. Ah ah touch his touch around the size of the valley he touched over and over, towering trees, prominent rocks, under the touch of his right hand, are broken, collapsed, or did not find the sinking head. He simply went to the distant touch, no one thought from his head to the foot of the mountains not far.

 

Yellow Emperor's fear of punishment naive touch head, again and restore the original body against him, quickly raised his sword to the Yangshan often forced a split with the "Rumble" "crashed" the noise, is often Yangshan split into two half-day sentence great head Gu Lulu fall into the mountains, two mountains and into one, the xingtian head deeply buried together.

Heard this strange sound, and feel around the strange changes, xingtian stop to explore the head. He knew vicious Emperor has buried its head, he will always be decapitated. He stood there staring, like a - block of dark mountains. Imagine that the Yellow Emperor triumphant look, imagine your desire not to. He was very angry. He was not willing to defeat at the hands of the Yellow Emperor. Suddenly, his hand holding a shield, a hand ax raised toward the sky Luanpi Flurry, continue, and desperate fighting an unseen enemy in front them.

 

This spectacular sight is how ah! Lost the first day of punishment, his naked upper body, seems to milk as his two eyes, the mouth as his navel, his body is his head. That the milk of two "eyes" like the flame of the jet out of anger, that round the navel, it seems the issue of hatred, cursing, and that body's head, like a solid solid as a mountain, then both hands holding the ax and shield, wielding too is as strong.

Days without a head sentence is still looking angrily waving shield ax, the Yellow Emperor heart thrill, involuntarily frightened. He did not dare to lay violent hands on the xingtian, quietly slipping into heaven go.

That breaks the criminal days are still often near the Yangshan, waving his hand weapons do.

Thousands of years later, the great poet Tao Jin dynasty in the "read Shan Hai Jing" praise poetry, said: "Jingwei title micro-wood, will fill the sea. Punishment days dance dry Qi, Meng-chi solid often. With neither class of object , of to no longer regret. only in former heart, a really good time Ju can be! ", praised the sentence day, although failed, still fighting endless spirit. Poem of the "dry" is the shield, "Qi" is the meaning of ax. Punishment days, a symbol of a spirit: never compromise!

ariticle source: [REDACTED]

Spambots are confusing.

[Flying Dice]

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Day was originally a nameless criminal giant, and the Yellow Emperor fight for seat of God, was the Yellow Emperor cut off his head, which can be called criminal days. "Punishment day" this name means: those days, Britain also; criminal who kill also. Day is the Emperor of Heaven, "punishment days," says Slaughter of Heaven to swear revenge.

When the Yan Emperor or the rule of the universe when the sentence day is a minister of Emperor Yan men. Fond of music in his life, who make music Yan "plow" for poetry "harvest", with a total name "Bu seek" a tribute to the happiness of the people living at that time.

Later, the Yellow Emperor Yandi was overthrown, placing him into a pillar of the South did little. Although Yan silence, afraid to fight, and the Yellow Emperor, but his descendants and men are not convinced. When Chi Jubing against the Yellow Emperor, when day had wanted to participate in this criminal war, to stop just because the firm did not make the trip Yan. Failure of the First World War and the Yellow Emperor Chi, Chi was killed, his criminal days, unable to remain angry sinking heart, then secretly left South Fangtian Ting, straight toward the central day Ting, go and fight a level of the Yellow Emperor.

Punishment days left hand holding the rectangular shield, right hand holding a two-edged ax flash, all the way through, cut open the heavy door days, the Yellow Emperor's Palace, directly before the immediate concern. Yellow Emperor is leading the ministers in the palace of Qinggemanwu watching fairies, see the punishment fierce shield wielding ax to kill the day came, suddenly furious, picked up the sword and punishment on the day of battle together. Two sword stab ax, immediate concern from the intrauterine extrauterine, from heaven mortal immediate concern, often straight Yangshan next immediate concern.

 

Yan was born Yangshan is often the place, not far north, is the birthplace of the Yellow Emperor Xuan Yuan country. Regulus country individuals who face the snake, its tail wrapped around the head. Are two enemies to their homeland, which is particularly intense fighting. xingtian thought, this is the Yan Emperor of the world, now you steal, I have to fight back. Yellow Emperor thought, now the whole world Kuniyasu folk music, I Regulus sub Sun Changsheng, can we allow others to meddle. So everyone is trying to make the power, wait for them to be able to kill each other about.

Huang Di in the end is the battle-hardened veteran, there are nine days Xuannv taught the art of war, punishment day will be more than eye, watch for a flaw, xingtian Jingbo sword to cut off, just listen to "click" sound, punishment days The same hills sinking like a huge head, begins with Jingbo rolled down and landed on the foot often Yangshan.

Punishment is not a day touched Jingbo head, suddenly panic up, hurriedly moved to hold the shield of the left hand ax, poking out his right hand on the ground fumble. He's looking for his unyielding head sinking, security, and the Yellow Emperor in battle again Jingbo something. Ah ah touch his touch around the size of the valley he touched over and over, towering trees, prominent rocks, under the touch of his right hand, are broken, collapsed, or did not find the sinking head. He simply went to the distant touch, no one thought from his head to the foot of the mountains not far.

 

Yellow Emperor's fear of punishment naive touch head, again and restore the original body against him, quickly raised his sword to the Yangshan often forced a split with the "Rumble" "crashed" the noise, is often Yangshan split into two half-day sentence great head Gu Lulu fall into the mountains, two mountains and into one, the xingtian head deeply buried together.

Heard this strange sound, and feel around the strange changes, xingtian stop to explore the head. He knew vicious Emperor has buried its head, he will always be decapitated. He stood there staring, like a - block of dark mountains. Imagine that the Yellow Emperor triumphant look, imagine your desire not to. He was very angry. He was not willing to defeat at the hands of the Yellow Emperor. Suddenly, his hand holding a shield, a hand ax raised toward the sky Luanpi Flurry, continue, and desperate fighting an unseen enemy in front them.

 

This spectacular sight is how ah! Lost the first day of punishment, his naked upper body, seems to milk as his two eyes, the mouth as his navel, his body is his head. That the milk of two "eyes" like the flame of the jet out of anger, that round the navel, it seems the issue of hatred, cursing, and that body's head, like a solid solid as a mountain, then both hands holding the ax and shield, wielding too is as strong.

Days without a head sentence is still looking angrily waving shield ax, the Yellow Emperor heart thrill, involuntarily frightened. He did not dare to lay violent hands on the xingtian, quietly slipping into heaven go.

That breaks the criminal days are still often near the Yangshan, waving his hand weapons do.

Thousands of years later, the great poet Tao Jin dynasty in the "read Shan Hai Jing" praise poetry, said: "Jingwei title micro-wood, will fill the sea. Punishment days dance dry Qi, Meng-chi solid often. With neither class of object , of to no longer regret. only in former heart, a really good time Ju can be! ", praised the sentence day, although failed, still fighting endless spirit. Poem of the "dry" is the shield, "Qi" is the meaning of ax. Punishment days, a symbol of a spirit: never compromise!

ariticle source: [REDACTED]

Spambots are confusing.

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to post that. Also, fixed your spoiler tags. 

[scriver]

Semi-NSFW I guess? But definitely.. what.

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I'm sorry, but I must call urban legend.

[Loud Whispers]

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Day was originally a nameless criminal giant, and the Yellow Emperor fight for seat of God, was the Yellow Emperor cut off his head, which can be called criminal days. "Punishment day" this name means: those days, Britain also; criminal who kill also. Day is the Emperor of Heaven, "punishment days," says Slaughter of Heaven to swear revenge.

When the Yan Emperor or the rule of the universe when the sentence day is a minister of Emperor Yan men. Fond of music in his life, who make music Yan "plow" for poetry "harvest", with a total name "Bu seek" a tribute to the happiness of the people living at that time.

Later, the Yellow Emperor Yandi was overthrown, placing him into a pillar of the South did little. Although Yan silence, afraid to fight, and the Yellow Emperor, but his descendants and men are not convinced. When Chi Jubing against the Yellow Emperor, when day had wanted to participate in this criminal war, to stop just because the firm did not make the trip Yan. Failure of the First World War and the Yellow Emperor Chi, Chi was killed, his criminal days, unable to remain angry sinking heart, then secretly left South Fangtian Ting, straight toward the central day Ting, go and fight a level of the Yellow Emperor.

Punishment days left hand holding the rectangular shield, right hand holding a two-edged ax flash, all the way through, cut open the heavy door days, the Yellow Emperor's Palace, directly before the immediate concern. Yellow Emperor is leading the ministers in the palace of Qinggemanwu watching fairies, see the punishment fierce shield wielding ax to kill the day came, suddenly furious, picked up the sword and punishment on the day of battle together. Two sword stab ax, immediate concern from the intrauterine extrauterine, from heaven mortal immediate concern, often straight Yangshan next immediate concern.

 

Yan was born Yangshan is often the place, not far north, is the birthplace of the Yellow Emperor Xuan Yuan country. Regulus country individuals who face the snake, its tail wrapped around the head. Are two enemies to their homeland, which is particularly intense fighting. xingtian thought, this is the Yan Emperor of the world, now you steal, I have to fight back. Yellow Emperor thought, now the whole world Kuniyasu folk music, I Regulus sub Sun Changsheng, can we allow others to meddle. So everyone is trying to make the power, wait for them to be able to kill each other about.

Huang Di in the end is the battle-hardened veteran, there are nine days Xuannv taught the art of war, punishment day will be more than eye, watch for a flaw, xingtian Jingbo sword to cut off, just listen to "click" sound, punishment days The same hills sinking like a huge head, begins with Jingbo rolled down and landed on the foot often Yangshan.

Punishment is not a day touched Jingbo head, suddenly panic up, hurriedly moved to hold the shield of the left hand ax, poking out his right hand on the ground fumble. He's looking for his unyielding head sinking, security, and the Yellow Emperor in battle again Jingbo something. Ah ah touch his touch around the size of the valley he touched over and over, towering trees, prominent rocks, under the touch of his right hand, are broken, collapsed, or did not find the sinking head. He simply went to the distant touch, no one thought from his head to the foot of the mountains not far.

 

Yellow Emperor's fear of punishment naive touch head, again and restore the original body against him, quickly raised his sword to the Yangshan often forced a split with the "Rumble" "crashed" the noise, is often Yangshan split into two half-day sentence great head Gu Lulu fall into the mountains, two mountains and into one, the xingtian head deeply buried together.

Heard this strange sound, and feel around the strange changes, xingtian stop to explore the head. He knew vicious Emperor has buried its head, he will always be decapitated. He stood there staring, like a - block of dark mountains. Imagine that the Yellow Emperor triumphant look, imagine your desire not to. He was very angry. He was not willing to defeat at the hands of the Yellow Emperor. Suddenly, his hand holding a shield, a hand ax raised toward the sky Luanpi Flurry, continue, and desperate fighting an unseen enemy in front them.

 

This spectacular sight is how ah! Lost the first day of punishment, his naked upper body, seems to milk as his two eyes, the mouth as his navel, his body is his head. That the milk of two "eyes" like the flame of the jet out of anger, that round the navel, it seems the issue of hatred, cursing, and that body's head, like a solid solid as a mountain, then both hands holding the ax and shield, wielding too is as strong.

Days without a head sentence is still looking angrily waving shield ax, the Yellow Emperor heart thrill, involuntarily frightened. He did not dare to lay violent hands on the xingtian, quietly slipping into heaven go.

That breaks the criminal days are still often near the Yangshan, waving his hand weapons do.

Thousands of years later, the great poet Tao Jin dynasty in the "read Shan Hai Jing" praise poetry, said: "Jingwei title micro-wood, will fill the sea. Punishment days dance dry Qi, Meng-chi solid often. With neither class of object , of to no longer regret. only in former heart, a really good time Ju can be! ", praised the sentence day, although failed, still fighting endless spirit. Poem of the "dry" is the shield, "Qi" is the meaning of ax. Punishment days, a symbol of a spirit: never compromise!

ariticle source: [REDACTED]

Spambots are confusing.

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to post that. Also, fixed your spoiler tags. 

Subliminal messages about beer. It's obvious.

[Loud Whispers]

Semi-NSFW I guess? But definitely.. what.

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I'm sorry, but I must call urban legend.

Seems legit.

[Flying Dice]

Semi-NSFW I guess? But definitely.. what.

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I'm sorry, but I must call urban legend.

Seems legit.

I'm sort of hesitant to make the assumption that "I wouldn't be very surprised if that happened" equates to "That happened", but in this case. 

[kaijyuu]

Truth is often stranger than fiction!

'Course it certainly could be fake. Still funny either way

[Flying Dice]

Okay, my personal WTF is the way I ended that sentence. It makes hardly any sense, mainly because I ended up with a frankensteinian combination of a couple different ways I was going to phrase that.

[Tellemurius]

Semi-NSFW I guess? But definitely.. what.

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I'm sorry, but I must call urban legend.

Seems legit.

i can beat that

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http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/hazel-jones-two-vaginas-porn/?fb_ref=.TyGWewIq144.like&fb_source=home_multiline#.TyIOo1xSQsd

[kaenneth]

Schedule says 2/28; bosses boss sends e-mail that schedule is 2/14; but in the tueday meeting we were told that this was, in fact, a lie to the other recipients to make them think we needed stuff by 2/14, just to make sure we actually get it by 2/28; since they are always late. However, now my boss wants me to update my personal calender to match that date; while we both know full well it's deliberatly incorrect, and me&him are the only people who look at it.

[Dutchling]

Stupidity if the AI in DV keeps surprising me.

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In case you don't know the game: a Russian prince somehow became the Byzantine Emperor, acquired basically ALL the Russian prince (ducal) titles and still managed to get an insanely low amount of prestige. He also has double the amount of provinces he is supposed to have and has a worse badboy status than Hitler.

[RedKing]

Stupidity if the AI in DV keeps surprising me.

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In case you don't know the game: a Russian prince somehow became the Byzantine Emperor, acquired basically ALL the Russian prince (ducal) titles and still managed to get an insanely low amount of prestige. He also has double the amount of provinces he is supposed to have and has a worse badboy status than Hitler.

Hah...looks a lot like one of my games where I started as Prince of Smolensk and wound up crafting a Byzantine Rurikovich dynasty. The prestige thing is a bug. Occasionally you'll win a war with a ridiculously high warscore because of the sheer number of claims you have on the defeated. This seems to break the math in the game, and you'll wind up with negative prestige even though you won. For instance, if there was a pretender to the Imperial throne that had claims on the whole Byzantine Empire, and you defeat them and force them to give up all those claims, the program derps and gives you negative prestige instead. Or you wind up with 25000 warscore, but you decide to allow them to keep their original territory and just force them to be a vassal, which results in a settlement score of say 18000. The game then might calculate that because you're settling for -7000 below the max settlement you could obtain, to penalize you by 7000 prestige. It's annoying as hell, and I've learned to save before making any kind of major peace deal precisely because of that.


EDIT: My own personal WTF: the recurrent Chinese spambot posting badly translated chunks of classical Chinese texts. It's sorta annoying and sorta awesome. I'd love to see a spambot that just posts chunks of Shakespeare for no obvious reason.

[Loud Whispers]

EDIT: My own personal WTF: the recurrent Chinese spambot posting badly translated chunks of classical Chinese texts. It's sorta annoying and sorta awesome. I'd love to see a spambot that just posts chunks of Shakespeare for no obvious reason.

Best idea ever.