* Retro has joined #bay12games
<Retro> cheers gentleman and assorted equally-delicate fellows
<Retro> O7
<Dasleah> oh my
* Dasleah faint
<Dasleah> it's the FAMOUS retro from the FORUMS
<Dasleah> ohmigawdohmigawdohmigawdohmigawdohmigawd
* Retro toss handkerchief
<Dasleah> eeeee
<Retro> keep your head up dollface
<Dasleah> he's the Justin Beiber for the heavyset neckbeard crowd
<Kirigaloo> So, we should hate him?
<Dasleah> and sometimes the lesbian furry roleplayer crowd
<Kirigaloo> That doesn't sound right.
<Dasleah> he's SO CROSS-DEMOGRAPHICAL
<Retro> hate to cut and run, but i've got to get going
<Retro> it has pawsitively been a treat
* Retro slip on giant cat suit
* Retro zipper up
<Retro> telepor'!
* Retro ice god fox thing magic awaaaaay
* Retro into the sunset
* Dasleah clutch hand to breast
<Dasleah> we'll always have
<Dasleah> fort mew mew
<Dasleah> ;-;
* Dasleah sad pose against sunset
* Retro rears up on hind legs, silhouetted against the orange blazing sky
<Retro> auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
<Retro> suddenly, and entirely without warning
<Retro> the backdrop rises up to the rafters
<Retro> the scene: detroit
<Dasleah> EXT. DAY - DETROIT ALLEY
<Retro> in a plot twist of shyamalanic proportions, retro realizes he IS
<Retro> the end boss
<Dasleah> a YOUTH in shadow is beating up a crowd of at least 50 black people
<Dasleah> he throws a trashcan at one
<Dasleah> GHETTO YOUTH:
<Dasleah> BARF!
<Dasleah> he drops some money
<Retro> street money
<GauHellerdagon> i want to play dasleah mmorpg
<Retro> little plastic baggies full of them
<Turgid> Money covered in the blood of the innocent.
<Kirigaloo> So... GTA?
<Dasleah> instead of presidents STREET MONEY has tupac on it
<Retro> from the rooftops: a voice!
<Retro> bloodsheder looks skyward
<Retro> could it be
<Retro> the legend
<Retro> the hero himself
<Retro> max white power
<Retro> hood billowing in the wind
<Retro> and that day, bloodsheder knew
<Retro> he could make it
<Retro> literally fight his way out of detroit
<Turgid> "Go get 'em, little buddy. Do me proud."
<Retro> and become the chosen one tellemurius
<Retro> because with great power
<Dasleah> "FATHER! I NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING!"
<Retro> comes great respawsnsibility
* Retro cut to black
<Turgid> That's a wrap.
* Dasleah cue credit music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Z4DmualTc<Dasleah> this film brought to you by
<Dasleah> 20th Century Foxgod
<Turgid> See you at the wrap party everyone.