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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4020 on: January 11, 2012, 07:07:43 pm »
Kael, stop infiltrating the fortune cookie industry.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4021 on: January 11, 2012, 07:14:15 pm »
Best fortune cookie.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4022 on: January 11, 2012, 07:52:06 pm »
The issue with that cookie is that you get them in Chinese restaurants, where being told to not panic is a sign that you may want to start panicking.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4023 on: January 11, 2012, 08:09:50 pm »
I got a fortune cookie a few days ago- actually, I found an abandoned fortune on the sidewalk- that said "Love in its essence is spiritual fire." The next day, with newfound confidence from the cookie, I stopped playing the Prufrock and asked out the girl I was going to ask out.

She turned me down.

Fuck you, fortune cookies.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4024 on: January 11, 2012, 08:42:02 pm »
Quote from: dhokarena56 on January 11, 2012, 08:09:50 pm
I got a fortune cookie a few days ago- actually, I found an abandoned fortune on the sidewalk- that said "Love in its essence is spiritual fire." The next day, with newfound confidence from the cookie, I stopped playing the Prufrock and asked out the girl I was going to ask out.

She turned me down.

Fuck you, fortune cookies.
Wait you actually thought it was gonna work?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4025 on: January 11, 2012, 08:51:20 pm »
Quote from: dhokarena56 on January 11, 2012, 08:09:50 pm
I got a fortune cookie a few days ago- actually, I found an abandoned fortune on the sidewalk- that said "Love in its essence is spiritual fire." The next day, with newfound confidence from the cookie, I stopped playing the Prufrock and asked out the girl I was going to ask out.

She turned me down.

Fuck you, fortune cookies.
Fortune Cookies are the ass-end of the cookie world.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4026 on: January 11, 2012, 09:03:28 pm »
You didn't actually set fire to anything though.  I'm sure she would've accepted you if you did.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4027 on: January 11, 2012, 09:08:23 pm »
Magma,*nods head* more magma should have been applied.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4028 on: January 11, 2012, 09:10:56 pm »
RE: Lion girl; do you think she realizes it's not a TV?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4029 on: January 11, 2012, 09:24:11 pm »
More likely, she thought it was just a big kitty. The lion's behavior was not that different from that which many cats exhibit in play, and kids that young tend not to think about things like size difference, or how strong the animal is. That, incidentally, is a large part of why so many kids get bitten by dogs.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4030 on: January 11, 2012, 11:03:00 pm »
These comments. There are no words.

Except "play the damn game and stop taking a couple moron's words as the gospel"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4031 on: January 11, 2012, 11:15:35 pm »
What else do you expect from Youtube comments?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4032 on: January 11, 2012, 11:29:40 pm »
...Murphy's law?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4033 on: January 11, 2012, 11:30:45 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 11, 2012, 11:29:40 pm
...Murphy's law?
The idea that what CAN go wrong, WILL go wrong. Google for more info.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4034 on: January 11, 2012, 11:33:04 pm »
I thought Sturgeon's Law applied to youtube, not Murphy's Law.
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