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[Nadaka]

In unrelated news, I got called "ma'am" from behind today. I know that I need a haircut, but damn. I thought the three foot wide shoulders would give me away.

I actually used to get that a lot more when I was younger and had short hair. One of my friends at the time even said I would make a very pretty butch girl.

These days, despite my long hair, the receding hairline is catching up to me.

[MaximumZero]

Apart from that, I'm completely used to it, as I've got a pretty slender build (~6ft and 115lb), and mid-back length hair, so I understand when someone makes the mistake from behind, but when it is someone standing about three feet in front of me, looking right at me, and I haven't shaved for a couple days... Or, for that matter, someone that has just heard me speak.

But...I'm 5' tall and ~225lbs! My hair is only down to the nape of my neck. Granted, when I was 115lbs, I was mistaken for a woman from the front often. Maybe I should take it as a compliment on my backside.

[Tellemurius]

..........
In other news today i found out that some wasted money study suggest the moon's gravity can effect the human's mind and thus leads to the full moon theory......

[MaximumZero]

There's an xkcd comic about that, but I'm A) not cool enough to read xkcd , B) too damned lazy to go find it.

[Tellemurius]

There's an xkcd comic about that, but I'm A) not cool enough to read xkcd , B) too damned lazy to go find it.

Well sir you are quite the ass then to mention it then cause now i gotta go find it

[MaximumZero]

You're welcome. ^_^

[RedKing]

In the course of hunting for that comic myself, I discovered that there's a guy out there who has a blog devoted to tearing apart every single xkcd comic ever. The guy seriously has some kind of blood vendetta against Randall Munroe. It's creepysad.

[Truean]

The city is so broke it won't pay the meter maid, which means I'll be parked in that spot for at least 15 hours today while I research stuff. No one is paid to do a damn thing about it, so no one will.

Granted, I'm a magnificent bastard of such proportions that I would fight the city tooth and nail over a penny cause it'd cost them more than they'd get from me 3 times over. Also, I despise the prosecutor working traffic and parking cases (she started it).

[Bouchart]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/walmart/walmart-handicap-scooter-bumper-cars-230974

Police break up a game of drunken bumper cars using handicapped scooters at Wal-Mart

[Aklyon]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/walmart/walmart-handicap-scooter-bumper-cars-230974

Police break up a game of drunken bumper cars using handicapped scooters at Wal-Mart

Were they also drunk?

[Urist Imiknorris]

If there is any justice in the world, yes.

[MC Dirty]

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[MaximumZero]

...my mother is allergic to poultry. Good luck, Naxza. Good luck.

[MaximumZero]

Just be careful. No point in giving yourself anaphylaxis over a sandwich if you can't finish it. I believe that my mom's started out with just discomfort, but there's really no way to be sure, as she won't talk to me about it. Gah.

[kaijyuu]

As a vegetarian I have to say chicken is the hardest to avoid, as people love putting it in everything.

Especially bad if your allergy extends to eggs as well. Ouch.