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[RedWarrior0]

Regarding the candidate quiz: I felt like for at least half of those, my answer was "None of the above."

[Truean]

My family members are asking me for legal advice to use against one another. [shiver] gahhhhhh, Nope, nope nope nope nope nopes.
Especially since the firm I'm currently at represents one of them! Nopes.

"I know nothing! Nothing!"

Them, "Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't." <----- I just think that's how every disbarment case starts. Uh nopes, not happening, dodge ze question. [shiver].

Duck, dip, dodge, dive, Patches O'Houlihan, where art thou?

[GlyphGryph]

Regarding the candidate quiz: I felt like for at least half of those, my answer was "None of the above."

What quiz?

[MaximumZero]

My family members are asking me for legal advice to use against one another. [shiver] gahhhhhh, Nope, nope nope nope nope nopes.
Especially since the firm I'm currently at represents one of them! Nopes.

"I know nothing! Nothing!"

Them, "Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't." <----- I just think that's how every disbarment case starts. Uh nopes, not happening, dodge ze question. [shiver].

Duck, dip, dodge, dive, Patches O'Houlihan, where art thou?

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a question.

[Loud Whispers]

My family members are asking me for legal advice to use against one another. [shiver] gahhhhhh, Nope, nope nope nope nope nopes.
Especially since the firm I'm currently at represents one of them! Nopes.

"I know nothing! Nothing!"

Them, "Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't." <----- I just think that's how every disbarment case starts. Uh nopes, not happening, dodge ze question. [shiver].

Duck, dip, dodge, dive, Patches O'Houlihan, where art thou?

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a question.

If you can dodge a question, you can dodge a bullet.

[Flying Dice]

My family members are asking me for legal advice to use against one another. [shiver] gahhhhhh, Nope, nope nope nope nope nopes.
Especially since the firm I'm currently at represents one of them! Nopes.

"I know nothing! Nothing!"

Them, "Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't." <----- I just think that's how every disbarment case starts. Uh nopes, not happening, dodge ze question. [shiver].

Duck, dip, dodge, dive, Patches O'Houlihan, where art thou?

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a question.

If you can dodge a question, you can dodge a bullet.

If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a Concord.


In unrelated news, a commercial I noticed in passing. Western-cartoonish style, about love, acceptance, etc., ends with some message about God. In the last two seconds, screen goes black except for the logo of "Interstate Battery Co." or something to that effect. Lolque?

[MaximumZero]

In unrelated news, I got called "ma'am" from behind today. I know that I need a haircut, but damn. I thought the three foot wide shoulders would give me away.

[Loud Whispers]

In unrelated news, I got called "ma'am" from behind today. I know that I need a haircut, but damn. I thought the three foot wide shoulders would give me away.

You'd think a beard would be a dead give away too.

[MaximumZero]

In unrelated news, I got called "ma'am" from behind today. I know that I need a haircut, but damn. I thought the three foot wide shoulders would give me away.

You'd think a beard would be a dead give away too.

Apparently not.

[Flying Dice]

In unrelated news, I got called "ma'am" from behind today. I know that I need a haircut, but damn. I thought the three foot wide shoulders would give me away.

You'd think a beard would be a dead give away too.

Apparently not.

My job. Every day. From the front. From the racist old ladies who refuse to let my black coworkers check their bags. 

[kaijyuu]

Ouch.


I've only ever gotten that once, and to be fair my ponytail doesn't exactly look masculine.

[Putnam]

I was nominated by an actual person for an actual award on this site.

I didn't know I contributed to anything! My self esteem boosted 50 levels!

[Truean]

In unrelated news, I got called "ma'am" from behind today. I know that I need a haircut, but damn. I thought the three foot wide shoulders would give me away.

See, I used to secretly love that

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I get called ma'am all the time, I don't know why you guys seem to think it's so odd.

[Flying Dice]

 


Apart from that, I'm completely used to it, as I've got a pretty slender build (~6ft and 115lb), and mid-back length hair, so I understand when someone makes the mistake from behind, but when it is someone standing about three feet in front of me, looking right at me, and I haven't shaved for a couple days... Or, for that matter, someone that has just heard me speak.