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[Kogut]

Drive, drive, drivn' alo-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-

And the driver didn't give a fuck.

Hell, he must have given a negative amounts of fuck.

It seems to be typical on this road - there is a reason why he decided to enable recorder.

[kaenneth]

What the fuck...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILuqDkiZNVc

something about a poo genie?

[Loud Whispers]

Been around for a while, but honestly poo genie needs mind asbestos.

Enjoy.

[RedKing]

Drive, drive, drivn' alo-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-

First comment is best comment: "In Russia, accident avoids you!"

[Zaerosz]

I can see the outside of my eyelids pulsing and twitching. Either I need more sleep or I'm beginning to warp reality.

[RedKing]

Larry the Cable Guy has a new show...on the History Channel.

I know this because apparently an ATF bomb disposal unit is profiled in one upcoming episode.

I think their new motto should be "History Channel: We'll Show Any Damn Thing What Done Blowed Up" >_<

[klingon13524]

Larry the Cable Guy has a new show...on the History Channel.

I know this because apparently an ATF bomb disposal unit is profiled in one upcoming episode.

I think their new motto should be "History Channel: We'll Show Any Damn Thing What Done Blowed Up" >_<

That's a new show?

[Dutchling]

Larry the Cable Guy has a new show...on the History Channel.

I know this because apparently an ATF bomb disposal unit is profiled in one upcoming episode.

I think their new motto should be "History Channel: We'll Show Any Damn Thing What Done Blowed Up" >_<

History Channel
Y U NO Show History!?

[Nadaka]

This is a test that "determines" which political candidate best fits you from the GOP and Obama.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/fullpage?id=15177995

I hate these tests, they don't let you skip questions where you disagree with everyone.

It looks like I am an Obama guy.

Oh, and it looks like I agreed with Rick Perry twice. WTF?

[Dutchling]

Me doing the test you linked like a boss.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This looks more like an economy exam than anything else to be honest.

edit:
Wasn't Obama a brown black guy?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[RedKing]

Wasn't Obama a brown black guy?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think that's supposed to be Ron Paul. Coding fail.

EDIT: Yeah, I wound up with Obama for all but two answers, and those were split between Hunstman and Romney.

In other words, this is a test of "Are you an Obama supporter, or would you like to find out just what nuanced flavor of batshit crazy you are?" with the third option of "I'm not crazy, just moderately conservative. So I'll take a Mormon."

It is kind of a shame that Huntsman can't get ANY traction. He's like Romney with less used-car-salesman vibe. I doubt I'd agree with many of his decisions, but I think I could live with them.

[Truean]

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/dayton-news/each-ohio-county-sets-its-own-pay-scale-for-appointed-attorneys-584320.html

[Tellemurius]

Ohio: bunch of cheap paying bastards

[Shoruke]

I work in the banquets department for a hotel. I'm pretty sure the people I served on Saturday were high... They didn't eat much of the (really really good) food, they were extremely frisky (for a given couple in the room, there was a 1 in 3 chance of them groping each other in front of me), they drank an average amount of alcohol but acted quite drunk, and apparently they were all over at one guy's place earlier that day. My coworkers had a good laugh at the kid who actually bothered to present his learner's permit, proving him to be 15 years old, when I carded him while pouring wine.

Also, I wanted to buy my sister a momo plush off Ebay with my credit card. NOPE, PAYPAL ONLY. Well, I don't keep much money in my Paypal account, and it takes them A GODDAMN WEEK for them to process a request to add funds.
A week.
For two computers, from well-known banks, to say "I'm giving you $20 CAD" and reply "Okay, I've got the $20 CAD".
In that time, I could drive to America and hand the teller $20. Computers are supposed to be faster than this! Do they have to have finance management meetings about every little transaction?

"This meeting is now called to order. Today's topic: Shoruke wants to give himself $20 CAD from his chequings account with xBank to spend on the internet. We've done some digging on the internet, and he has stated publicly that he wishes to buy his sister a... 'plushie doll'. Your thoughts, gentlemen?"
"What's our forecasted return on our investment by letting him use our money transfer services?"
"We predict that his full $20 will be in our posession for as much as 2 minutes, and $3 or $4 should be left with us indefinitely. This will increase our spending power by 0.0000000002%, allowing us to make an extra three cents CAD in the next quarter, with interest compounded monthly after that."
"I'm somewhat suspicious about this 'plushie doll'. What if he, or his sister, uses it for illegal activity? Can we be held liable?"

Just... what... the fuck... takes so long...

[Truean]

Ohio: bunch of cheap paying bastards

Yup, take heart kids, your going to jail or not depends entirely on some poor overworked attorney being paid at most $225-$500 (gross, before expenses) depending on if its a misdemeanor or felony (and you can get jail for a misdemeanor, up to 6 months).

The amount has not been increased in 20 years. None-the-less, they want to cut the amount. Thankfully the judges have issued court orders locking in their budgets, because otherwise they won't have one, at all.