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[palsch]

Spoiler: "One of these things..." (click to show/hide)

The answer to the question just what do Fox News need to do to issue a correction.

The second image is just a bonus.

[Bdthemag]

Spoiler: "One of these things..." (click to show/hide)

The answer to the question just what do Fox News need to do to issue a correction.

The second image is just a bonus.

I swear they did the Obama picture on purpose...

[Darvi]

Apparently I have more siblings than I assumed.

Combined with the latest Homestuck panel, I hope that's no goddamn foreshadowing.

[Truean]

Prosecutor: "Your Honor, there's no way defense counsel could know that unless he researched it for days, probably weeks."
Me: "I love it when you answer your own questions for me. Thank you. "

Eh, [head...desk]

[Duke 2.0]

Apparently I have more siblings than I assumed.

Like, in real life and stuff? This seems like a story worth telling.

[ToonyMan]

He needs to be able to get two posts out of one post of content, silly.

[Truean]

Even better: encase it in concrete, use the resulting brick as part of the foundation for your future home. Nobody can steal it if they don't know it's there!

Someone will find it when they start looting your concrete.

Anyone looting the concrete is worthy of the treasure.
Obviously.

For stealing both a jackhammer and my newspaper, deserving? Are there no ridiculous lengths to which I can go to to protect my newspaper!?

[Heron TSG]

Prosecutor: "Your Honor, there's no way defense counsel could know that unless he researched it for days, probably weeks."
Me: "I love it when you answer your own questions for me. Thank you. "

Eh, [head...desk]

So you're winning, right? I can't see your opposition winning if their argument consists of "They couldn't know that unless they did their job."

[Leafsnail]

Actually Truean herself was on trial for Working on the Job, and that statement instantly cost her the case.

[Criptfeind]

Spoiler: "One of these things..." (click to show/hide)

The answer to the question just what do Fox News need to do to issue a correction.

The second image is just a bonus.

Oh god. I don't normally laugh out loud, but that casters face. Oh god, I am close to tears.

[Tlc2011]

My best friend (a girl) can masturbate in public without letting anyone know, she just needs help setting it up.



I am incredibly jealous/disturbed by this.

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i thought only guys could do that

[MaximumZero]

I thought we let that go. >_<

[Aklyon]

While impressive, I'd also thought we'd gotten past that.

[Kogut]

The Return of Debtor's Prisons

[Bdthemag]

The Return of Debtor's Prisons

So you throw people in a jail because they couldn't pay their bills, and then you expect them to pay back their debt while in prison.

Really smart, wonder why we even stopped using them back in the 1700's.