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[Loud Whispers]

Also known as;

A horrible disease. And don't quote star wars on me, WE HAVE STOOD THE TRIALS OF TIME.

Now, join the dark side, we have levers and magma.

[Tlc2011]

Also known as;

A horrible disease. And don't quote star wars on me, WE HAVE STOOD THE TRIALS OF TIME.

Now, join the dark side, we have levers and magma.

No, if i wanted to join the dark side the entire state would be empty of people except for me in ten minutes.

[SalmonGod]

It means you're full of midi-chlorians.  I'd say that counts as diseased.

[Tlc2011]

It means you're full of midi-chlorians.  I'd say that counts as diseased.

Midi-chlorians = good.

They're the only reason i can control The Force.

[SalmonGod]

I imagine them as little microscopic worms.

[Loud Whispers]

It means you're full of midi-chlorians.  I'd say that counts as diseased.

Midi-chlorians = good.

They're the only reason i can control The Force.

I don't know about you, but I'd prefer to have uncontrolled power over controlled force any day.

Ok, just going to make a sandwhi-oops destroyed the world.

[Tlc2011]

It means you're full of midi-chlorians.  I'd say that counts as diseased.

Midi-chlorians = good.

They're the only reason i can control The Force.

I don't know about you, but I'd prefer to have uncontrolled power over controlled force any day.

Ok, just going to make a sandwhi-oops destroyed the world.

...Oh look a sith let's slice his hand off with the force oh whoops darksider now so i'll kill myself.

No, not going to happen. Sorry, but force = Godlyness

Uncontrolled force = Darkside

You are now officially a sith in my eyes.

I can't speak like in star wars.

[fqllve]

I imagine them as little microscopic worms.

That is weird because I do too.

Anyway, the force isn't actually all that difficult to control. I'm impatient, so I always find myself casting Knight Speed.

[Neonivek]

It means you're full of midi-chlorians.  I'd say that counts as diseased.

Come to think of it. With what we know of the force it would be a HORRIBLE thing to have in real life.

Unless you train everyday for the rest of your life you end up going insane.

[Tlc2011]

It means you're full of midi-chlorians.  I'd say that counts as diseased.

Come to think of it. With what we know of the force it would be a HORRIBLE thing to have in real life.

Unless you train everyday for the rest of your life you end up going insane.

You know nothing about The Force.

As yoda said, it's basically generated from EVERYTHING. How the hell could it be bad [when used by a jedi]?

[Neonivek]

It means you're full of midi-chlorians.  I'd say that counts as diseased.

Come to think of it. With what we know of the force it would be a HORRIBLE thing to have in real life.

Unless you train everyday for the rest of your life you end up going insane.

You know nothing about The Force.

As yoda said, it's basically generated from EVERYTHING. How the hell could it be bad [when used by a jedi]?

You sort of just proven my point right there. Everything Generates it.

[Loud Whispers]

You mad bro? I aint no sith don't be 'hatin xD

No, I am more. I AM THE LORD OF DOORS!!
ooOOoOOooOooOOOOOoo!

[Neonivek]

You mad bro? I aint no sith don't be 'hatin xD

No, I am more. I AM THE LORD OF DOORS!!
ooOOoOOooOooOOOOOoo!

Honestly the Star Wars the Old Republic MMO really demonstrates quite easily why the Sith don't make sense

Who would want to be them? Who would want to work with them? They arn't even Dark but Honorable or "Dark but not evil"... They are just evil betraying jerks.

[fqllve]

[when used by a jedi]?

The lesson I learned from Yoda and Obi-Wan is that you basically can never trust a jedi. They are like, walking robes stuffed with lies.

"Your father was killed by Darth Vader." Oh yeah. Thanks a lot Alec. Lie to the kid so that when he learns the truth he's gonna be pissed at you and susceptible to corruption.

Also there's that force persuasion.

[Neonivek]

The thing you learn is that the Jedi arn't as high and mighty as they would like to believe.