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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14840476 times)

Akura

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2040 on: October 11, 2011, 11:41:20 am »

I had a half-day at work yesterday, because it was Columbus day. I work at a religious organization, and I get a half-day because it's a holiday that not only has nothing to do with religion, but is based entirely on a guy being wrong about where he was at the time(Columbus always believed he reached India).

Work, make goddamn sense!

Not to mention Columbus was not the first European in America, the Vikings beat him here by about half a millenium.

My blood. It's bloody dark, nearly black. How did it get this dark?

It's time you knew the truth.

Your parents are not your real parents.  They found you as an infant, alone in a burned out village.  The elves left not a single orc alive, but you.

Your mother hid you well, and your father fought valiantly to distract them further... with this sword.  Take it.  Now go and avenge!

Edit:  Arterial blood is very dark, especially as anything more than a thin film.  I've cleaned up large quantities of it before.
Arterial blood is very dark, especially as anything more than a thin film.  I've cleaned up large quantities of it before.
I've cleaned up large quantities of it before.
Not sure if I wanna know...
Am I the only one concerned with why AoD is bleeding, and how, not why, he is checking it a second time?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2041 on: October 11, 2011, 11:57:43 am »

Columbus Day is on the verge of joining Arbor Day and Confederate Memorial Day in the dustbin of holidays.

Also, for some reason I now want to celebrate Confederate Arbor Day. When we remember those brave secessionist trees who died for the cause, their wood going to make rifle stocks and split-rail fortifications.
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« Reply #2042 on: October 11, 2011, 02:53:07 pm »

there was a huge plate of cookies, too.

Home made or store bought?
Home-made.

Also, I had a very vivid dream last night. Then I woke up this morning and was confused as to why I didn't have wings. =\
And now I have tons of homework, and I had a student council meeting and a long three hour thing going on later tonight, so I'll probably be up till 1AM or something.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2043 on: October 11, 2011, 05:51:37 pm »

Also, I had a very vivid dream last night. Then I woke up this morning and was confused as to why I didn't have wings. =\
Not sure why that'd make you WTF. I just expect that I don't have wings :P

I have had that before though. And a tail. That was really interesting, because I tried to use a non-existent tail for something...
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« Reply #2044 on: October 11, 2011, 08:40:01 pm »

Looking at my gmail a couple minutes ago and I see in the bottom-left "Currently in use in (1) other locations"

I look at it, and it lists an ip in new york as being logged onto my account....

Quickly hit "log out all other sessions" and change my password... hopefully they stay gone... wtf...
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« Reply #2045 on: October 11, 2011, 08:48:24 pm »

What ISP do you use? There may be a proxy involved.
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« Reply #2046 on: October 11, 2011, 09:00:41 pm »

What ISP do you use? There may be a proxy involved.

I'm at work right now, and it's not something I've ever noticed from here before.  My first thought was I might have left my e-mail up at home, but I'm pretty sure I didn't and that if I did, it wouldn't have shown me an ip from new york.  At home I use Brighthouse.
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« Reply #2047 on: October 11, 2011, 09:04:43 pm »

My blood. It's bloody dark, nearly black. How did it get this dark?

It's time you knew the truth.

Your parents are not your real parents.  They found you as an infant, alone in a burned out village.  The elves left not a single orc alive, but you.

Your mother hid you well, and your father fought valiantly to distract them further... with this sword.  Take it.  Now go and avenge!

Edit:  Arterial blood is very dark, especially as anything more than a thin film.  I've cleaned up large quantities of it before.
Arterial blood is very dark, especially as anything more than a thin film.  I've cleaned up large quantities of it before.
I've cleaned up large quantities of it before.
Not sure if I wanna know...
Am I the only one concerned with why AoD is bleeding, and how, not why, he is checking it a second time?
I'm guessing it's an "internal nosebleed", I have a problem with really bad nose bleeds when the air dries out during the winter. For some reason the membranes in my sinuses dry out easily and get rather raw, which leads to some nasty nosebleeds sometimes.
Seriously, it can really come pumping out sometimes. I remember once I rubbed my nose and out of the blue, blood came spurting out Japanese pervert style.

Anyway, yeah. There's a tendency to have blood trickle down the back of my throat. Which leads to me coughing up blood. I'd guess that's what's going on, rather than say, TB.
I'm not saying it's not something you should look into, just that I doubt it's anything major.
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« Reply #2048 on: October 11, 2011, 09:10:49 pm »

I'm guessing it's an "internal nosebleed", I have a problem with really bad nose bleeds when the air dries out during the winter. For some reason the membranes in my sinuses dry out easily and get rather raw, which leads to some nasty nosebleeds sometimes.
Seriously, it can really come pumping out sometimes. I remember once I rubbed my nose and out of the blue, blood came spurting out Japanese pervert style.

I used to have this same problem.  I was told I had a big varicose vein deep in my nose.  I would get completely random never-ending nose bleeds.  I once had a drip for 5 hours.  People would tell me you're supposed to hold your nose and tilt your head back, but that would just cause it to drop down my throat.  After getting it cauterized a couple times in my late teens, they've been very rare for me as an adult.  The cauterization method sucked, though.  The doctor stuck an acid-coated wire up my nose, way up into my sinuses, and I had to hold perfectly still.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
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As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2049 on: October 11, 2011, 09:29:37 pm »

On the plus side, blood is fucking delicious, giving obnoxious nosebleeds at least one upside.

EDIT: Unrelated, but what does it say about me that I've been here less than a week and I've already found a theoretically exploitable hole in a majorly important security thing? It's not something I could take advantage of, and for that matter it's not something I would, but the fact that I was thinking of it in the first place kinda weirds me out a bit.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2011, 09:44:29 pm by Bauglir »
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« Reply #2050 on: October 11, 2011, 10:55:14 pm »

On the plus side, blood is fucking delicious, giving obnoxious nosebleeds at least one upside.
Seriously? Because blood has always been rather ick to me. The taste I don't mind so much, but the smell drives me crazy. If nails on a chalkboard could be a smell that's what it would smell like.
It's probably one of those hunter instinct things.
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« Reply #2051 on: October 11, 2011, 10:59:21 pm »

I hunt at least three times a year and I hate the taste of blood...
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« Reply #2052 on: October 11, 2011, 11:31:21 pm »

If anybody is still curious as to how I was bleeding, it was because I accidently stabbed myself in the wrist.
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« Reply #2053 on: October 11, 2011, 11:45:35 pm »

If anybody is still curious as to how I was bleeding, it was because I accidently stabbed myself in the wrist.
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« Reply #2054 on: October 12, 2011, 02:37:41 am »

I think I dislike far more the smell of blood than the taste (which I don't relish). The likely reason is that I've associated it with long evenings spent in the dissection room.
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