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[Heliman]

Oh man there's this fat person in my class and I can't tell if its a guy or a girl.

...
*hears feminine voice*

It still says nothingg definitivlyyyyyy

[RedKing]

I think the headline speaks for itself:

Nicholas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle.

[MaximumZero]

The fuuuuuuck?

I already do that. But it's titled "Einstein@Home".

[fqllve]

Nicholas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle.

What?

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

[RedKing]

Precisely.

"I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed."

And unlike Charlie Sheen, Nic Cage's dude was actually there, not just a drug-fueled hallucination a side effect of winning.

[Darvi]

But if he was wearing a leather jacket, then he wouldn't be naked, would he?

[fqllve]

He was naked before he rummaged through Nic Cage's closet and put on his snakeskin jacket from Wild at Heart.

...and he was still bottomless.

[Euld]

My brother skipped class to get his second cup of coffee today >_o

[Darvi]

I always knew coffee is evil. Coffee killed my parents.

[Bohandas]

I think the headline speaks for itself:

Nicholas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle.

Does this remind anybody else of those old Burger King commercials, or is it just me?

[Tellemurius]

Att and my bank is playing the blame game of who didn't cough up the monies, at this point im still filthy rich and my bills are paid by magic.

[Heliman]

Surprisingly, there is now a logical opposite to ruining your childhood memories.
WARNING; SCARY SPLENDORMAN.

[Darvi]

Yay Splendorman!(brought to you by the same guy who also made Potter Puppet Pals and the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny)

[jc6036]

The whole nic cage and naked guy with a fugdecicle incident. I heard about it on a local comedy/news radio show, and it was glorious. Turns out, cage didn't even press charges because he thought that the man was mentally ill.

[Heliman]

Jeeze, I wouldn't want to press charges either. Set that mofo up in a crazy bin, throw in a freezer of chocolate ice creams, and lock the key; I wouldn't want to be in the same state as him ever again.