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[Bauglir]

By Vectron! A caret is an upside-down v. How did I not notice that before, and, more importantly, why do I find that fascinating right now?

[Remalle]

I caught myself speculating on Marvel's use of the terms "mutant" and "homo superior".  Clearly they can't be both.  The way I see it there are five three possible situations: they're mutated homo sapiens sapiens and the "superior" species name doesn't apply at all, or they're a separate subspecies (homo sapiens superior) that could also be considered "sapiens" humans with a common mutation, or else they are actually not mutants at all but a new species altogether (homo superior (homo superior superior?)).
Then I realized it's one in the morning, I'm probably grossly misunderstanding biology and taxonomy terms, and really, I should just apply the MST3K Mantra.

[Gunner-Chan]

While deciding to replay Strikers 1945 I found the last boss to be... Rather... Strange

THIS ISNT WORLD WAR II AT ALL IS IT?

[Angel Of Death]

While deciding to replay Strikers 1945 I found the last boss to be... Rather... Strange

I guess space has a bad case of crabs.

BA DUM TSSSHHH

My WTF today is the smell of the kitchen. It smells like milipedes.

[kaijyuu]

How the hell do you know what millipedes smell like

[Gunner-Chan]

I'm gonna say knowing what a millipede smells like beats out my old WTF.

Seriously dude, what the fuck.

[Angel Of Death]

How the hell do you know what millipedes smell like

I put my face near one when I was about 5 or 8. Yeah... 

[Heliman]

While deciding to replay Strikers 1945 I found the last boss to be... Rather... Strange

I guess space has a bad case of crabs.

BA DUM TSSSHHH

The final boss is a fight against...
 
cancer.

[Max White]

I'm going to be honest Heli, at first I thought that joke was incredibly tasteless and offensive.
Then I got it, laughed, and felt like a dick.

[Gunner-Chan]

To be fair, that's it's second to last form. I have no idea what the flying flipping fuck this last form is.

[Heliman]

I'm going to be honest Heli, at first I thought that joke was incredibly tasteless and offensive.
Then I got it, laughed, and felt like a dick.

That's the best kind of humor there is.

To be fair, that's it's second to last form. I have no idea what the flying flipping fuck this last form is.

It looks like... Space acne?

[Max White]

It looks like... Space acne?

Shhh... Space is very self concious about it's appearance.

[Heliman]

If space want's to look pretty again it can skip the acne treatment and get straight to working off all that nothingness around her waist, because DAYUM is she a rotund lady. She thinks she can loose it all if she vomits up a universe or two, but all she's done is stain her clothes. She'll need more than a few Big ab Crunches to work off all that infinity.

...
I took that metaphor way to far, lol.

[Darvi]

Oi, you stop talking about me mom's weight problems. Only I am allowed to do that.

[Angel Of Death]

Damn, PETA, you confusing!