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[Heliman]

No, I'm the real Dirty Dan.

[Angel Of Death]

He does WHAT to kittens?

[Bdthemag]

No, I'm the real Dirty Dan.

Fine, then I get to be Pinhead larry.

[Tellemurius]

No, I'm the real Dirty Dan.

Fine, then I get to be Pinhead larry

So who's Texas?

[Darvi]

I'll be Squidward C:)
...Worst emoticon ever.

And now I realize that I have to get up in three hours. Bleh.

[Remalle]

Guys, I have to admit something.  Something I've been hiding for a long time.
I... am Spartacus.

In other news, KOMO4 (a local news program from Washington) apparently thinks the best B-roll to show while a feature on child porn is being played is... child porn.  Not explicit, but still.  How stupid can you get?  Did they honestly think "in case they don't know, we'd better remind them what child pornography is!"?  Ugh.

[RedWarrior0]

Guys, I have to admit something.  Something I've been hiding for a long time.
I... am Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus Pathos Toady just me, really.

[alway]

Apparently there's a serial buttslasher on the loose. http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/3-more-buttocks-slashings-in-fairfax-stores-reported/2011/08/10/gIQAcn546I_story.html?hpid=z4

[Urist Imiknorris]

EDIT: Ignore this.

[Lord Shonus]

Came across a self-help book today that was written by a Doctor Marvin Munroe.

[Acanthus117]

Apparently there's a serial buttslasher on the loose. http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/3-more-buttocks-slashings-in-fairfax-stores-reported/2011/08/10/gIQAcn546I_story.html?hpid=z4

I read this on the SpaceBattles forums.

Really fucking weird.

Also, I keep on thinking that lamp in my darkened bedroom is someone in the corner D:

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Came across a self-help book today that was written by a Doctor Marvin Munroe.

0_o

0_o

You win the WTF thread.

Apparently there's a serial buttslasher on the loose. http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/3-more-buttocks-slashings-in-fairfax-stores-reported/2011/08/10/gIQAcn546I_story.html?hpid=z4

Also, I keep on thinking that lamp in my darkened bedroom is someone in the corner D:

relevant

[Heliman]

I just found out where the "coca" bit in "coca-cola" came from

When launched, Coca-Cola's two key ingredients were cocaine (benzoylmethyl ecgonine) and caffeine. The cocaine was derived from the coca leaf and the caffeine from kola nut, leading to the name Coca-Cola (the "K" in Kola was replaced with a "C" for marketing purposes).[27][28]

Pemberton called for five ounces of coca leaf per gallon of syrup, a significant dose; in 1891, Candler claimed his formula (altered extensively from Pemberton's original) contained only a tenth of this amount. Coca-Cola did once contain an estimated nine milligrams of cocaine per glass, but in 1903 it was removed.[29] Coca-Cola still contains coca flavoring.

After 1904, instead of using fresh leaves, Coca-Cola started using "spent" leaves — the leftovers of the cocaine-extraction process with cocaine trace levels left over at a molecular level.[30] To this day, Coca-Cola uses as an ingredient a cocaine-free coca leaf extract prepared at a Stepan Company plant in Maywood, New Jersey.

In the United States, the Stepan Company is the only manufacturing plant authorized by the Federal Government to import and process the coca plant,[31] which it obtains mainly from Peru and, to a lesser extent, Bolivia. Besides producing the coca flavoring agent for Coca-Cola, the Stepan Company extracts cocaine from the coca leaves, which it sells to Mallinckrodt, a St. Louis, Missouri pharmaceutical manufacturer that is the only company in the United States licensed to purify cocaine for medicinal use.[32]

[ECrownofFire]

Really? I found that out years ago. I thought it was more surprising when I found that they still used coca flavoring in it. (Also, that company is the only company in the US allowed to import coca leaves)

[Heliman]

I always thought the similarity in name was a coincidence!