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[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Pfff, France with anti-tank weapons. That's just absurd.

Not that it did them any good.

[MaximumZero]

Fire ze missiles anti-tank rockets!

But I am le tired...

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Bank of America forecloses on paid home, home owners foreclose on Bank of America with police assistance.

[alway]

Was watching Serial Experiments Lain; it had been having some slowness while running; so I closed everything else and opened up task manager; generally not too odd thus far. Task manager seemed normal, but I kept it open anyway just in case it started acting funny again. Just to be on the safe side, I ran a malwarebytes scan while watching; turned up nothing. Then, about an episode later, all the chrome windows simply crashed with an out of memory message (apparently when chrome does this it has a funny message, "It's dead, Jim"). That was weird enough, but then I went into processes, as I figured who knows, I may have a virus or somesuch after all, and maybe would be able to spot an odd process. I then watch in horror as every process, one after the other, terminated and the computer starts either rebooting or shutting down or something. WTF.

After turning my computer back on, it would appear the chrome windows are still open, so I guess it was hibernation mode or something. Still not the foggiest idea why this has happened. WTF >_<

Edit: Ah, now it detected a trojan squiggling its way in. *Turns to his computer's bridge crew* Bring the shields up, full power to scanners!

[Aklyon]

Bank of America forecloses on paid home, home owners foreclose on Bank of America with police assistance.

Well, thats interesting. I didn't know you could legally acquire permission to take the bank's furniture if they wouldn't pay the (relatively) small amount of fees you're asking for.

[Taricus]

And now for something completely different:

My dog has fleas, AFTER he got flea drops put on him...

[Ultimuh]

And now for something completely different:

My dog has fleas, AFTER he got flea drops put on him...

Can't help but stare at that avatar.. 

Anyway.. Maybe they are resilient to such?

[Taricus]

Possibly, though the drops we're only put on him a few days a ago...

[Lord Shonus]

Flea drops are only really useful in areas where fleas are realtively sparse. If they're already very common, such as in the inner city with a ton of strays, then all teh drops can do is reduce them. Even nerve-gassing your entire property can do fairly little.

[ChairmanPoo]

I had a very odd dream yesterday in which I was a doctor in a refugee camp during a zombie apocalypse. For some reason I had stolen a .22 revolver from the body of a dead soldier, and was bribing the guards in order to get more equipment, because I thought the camp would get overrun soon, or something.

I also accompained a military expedition into a valley in the Yucatan peninsula, which is where apparently all the zombies had come from. It was some enclosed jungle space, and the aztecs had walled the zombies in, but the wall had since collapsed, hence the epidemic.

[Toady One]

I made one of the side conversations go away.  It would be best if it didn't come back.

[Heliman]

You know, I often wonder if Toady secretly uses a side account to talk to us normally without us realizing his true identity.
That would be pretty trippy.

[Karnewarrior]

You know, I often wonder if Toady secretly uses a side account to talk to us normally without us realizing his true identity.
That would be pretty trippy.

Kurtlemak?

Maybe I'm Toady...

[UltraValican]

You know, I often wonder if Toady secretly uses a side account to talk to us normally without us realizing his true identity.
That would be pretty trippy.

The word Toadception popped into my head when I read this, and I've never seen the movie "Inception".....

[Angel Of Death]

You know, I often wonder if Toady secretly uses a side account to talk to us normally without us realizing his true identity.
That would be pretty trippy.

It's about time I came clean. I'm actually Toady One.

_{Did I mention I'm lying? No?}