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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1380 on: August 07, 2011, 05:23:03 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1381 on: August 07, 2011, 10:12:23 pm »

I was checking in on my father's snakes, and one of the king snakes just, completely out of the blue, bit his own tail like it was prey and twisted himself into an ever-increasingly complex knot trying to both constrict himself and escape constricting himself at the same time. Uh.....okay.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1383 on: August 08, 2011, 01:23:28 am »

I was checking in on my father's snakes, and one of the king snakes just, completely out of the blue, bit his own tail like it was prey and twisted himself into an ever-increasingly complex knot trying to both constrict himself and escape constricting himself at the same time. Uh.....okay.
He grew too much and accidently bit his tail when he tried to eat a pixel. That's my guess.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1384 on: August 08, 2011, 03:43:37 am »

Uhh.. i went wtf due to working block based planes in minecraft this morning, then i woke up.. damn they were hard to controll.. and i always spinned the shit out and crashed..
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1385 on: August 09, 2011, 07:20:10 pm »

Alaska coast getting inundated with strange orange goo. Scientists investigate, discover the goo is actually millions of tiny eggs.

Problem is, they don't have a clue what KIND of eggs.  :o

At most, they know it's invertebrate. That's not actually comforting. Great Old Ones are generally invertebrate...
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« Reply #1386 on: August 10, 2011, 11:51:02 am »

Uhh.. i went wtf due to working block based planes in minecraft this morning, then i woke up.. damn they were hard to controll.. and i always spinned the shit out and crashed..
They have those...
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« Reply #1387 on: August 10, 2011, 12:02:22 pm »

Alaska coast getting inundated with strange orange goo. Scientists investigate, discover the goo is actually millions of tiny eggs.

Problem is, they don't have a clue what KIND of eggs.  :o

At most, they know it's invertebrate. That's not actually comforting. Great Old Ones are generally invertebrate...
This... oh dear. When they hatch, it's going to be about seventy billion mini-Cthulhus invading. Our brains will go inside out from the madness.
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« Reply #1388 on: August 10, 2011, 12:27:28 pm »

Alaska coast getting inundated with strange orange goo. Scientists investigate, discover the goo is actually millions of tiny eggs.

Problem is, they don't have a clue what KIND of eggs.  :o

At most, they know it's invertebrate. That's not actually comforting. Great Old Ones are generally invertebrate...
This... oh dear. When they hatch, it's going to be about seventy billion mini-Cthulhus invading. Our brains will go inside out from the madness.

Cfoofoo should have told us he was expecting. We didn't have time to throw a spawn shower or anything...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1389 on: August 10, 2011, 02:53:17 pm »

Alaska coast getting inundated with strange orange goo. Scientists investigate, discover the goo is actually millions of tiny eggs.

Problem is, they don't have a clue what KIND of eggs.  :o

At most, they know it's invertebrate. That's not actually comforting. Great Old Ones are generally invertebrate...
This... oh dear. When they hatch, it's going to be about seventy billion mini-Cthulhus invading. Our brains will go inside out from the madness.
The Mind-Worms have arrived...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1390 on: August 10, 2011, 02:54:28 pm »

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« Reply #1391 on: August 10, 2011, 03:53:00 pm »

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« Reply #1392 on: August 10, 2011, 03:57:28 pm »

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« Reply #1393 on: August 10, 2011, 04:19:51 pm »

Yeah, the carrier thing worries me. Not that the Chinese have a carrier, but the fact that this has been almost a total non-item in the US news despite it having been announced two months ago. Which means when its sea trials are over and it's "officially" launched, the news networks are liable to frame it as "OMGWTFBBQ the Chinese haz a supercarrier!!!"

It will come as a surprise to many people, and people tend to overreact when surprised. I've said for several years now that I fully expected the Chiense to either build or acquire 1-2 carriers, not for operational use but for OPFOR training purposes. If your primary theoretical enemy has 11 carriers, and those are its main weapons to bring to bear against you, then you want to train to defeat carriers. What better way to train than against an actual carrier? If the Shi Lang/ex-Varyag is China's "worst kept secret", as many news outlets have referred to her, then Chinese focus on anti-carrier weapons and tactics is the second-worst kept secret. They were openly airing roundtable discussions on the different ways China could attack American aircraft carriers on CCTV-7 when I was there. It's not a surprise, nor is it necessarily a sign of "expansionist ambition". It's like the French in 1938 saying "Yeah, we're going to invest in a shitload of anti-tank weapons. And place them along the Rhine." (And no, I'm not trying to say Americans are Nazis.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1394 on: August 10, 2011, 04:34:06 pm »

Pfff, France with anti-tank weapons. That's just absurd. :P
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