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[Tellemurius]

Remember that dead deer I found last Saturday? Turns out my mom is the one who killed it. She was driving to work around 4:30 in the morning that day, hits it, calls the stepdad, he calls the police, and the cops don't come remove the rotting carcass until some point after I come home from a bike ride(around 2:00-2:30 in the afternoon).

My mom's list of roadkill so far:
At least 1x cat(which I'm still pissed at, because I really liked that cat), possibly more
Possibly one dog(from a point in time before I can remember)
1x Deer
Almost 1x pigeon, although that was the pigeon's fault for flying into us.

I think PETA will not like meeting my mom.

please tell me you are eating the deer at least?

[Lord Shonus]

Road-deer is almost always too badly contaminated to eat.

[Tellemurius]

Road-deer is almost always too badly contaminated to eat.

in my state you have to take the corpse and cut it up for consumption, might as well with the damn $500 fine.

[Lord Shonus]

Strange. In Ohio they have a fine for hitting a deer, but the authorities strongly advise disposing of the remains, because it's nearly a guarantee that the internal organs will rupture.

[Tellemurius]

Strange. In Ohio they have a fine for hitting a deer, but the authorities strongly advise disposing of the remains, because it's nearly a guarantee that the internal organs will rupture.

thats why you aim for the head

[Akura]

Remember that dead deer I found last Saturday? Turns out my mom is the one who killed it. She was driving to work around 4:30 in the morning that day, hits it, calls the stepdad, he calls the police, and the cops don't come remove the rotting carcass until some point after I come home from a bike ride(around 2:00-2:30 in the afternoon).

My mom's list of roadkill so far:
At least 1x cat(which I'm still pissed at, because I really liked that cat), possibly more
Possibly one dog(from a point in time before I can remember)
1x Deer
Almost 1x pigeon, although that was the pigeon's fault for flying into us.

I think PETA will not like meeting my mom.

please tell me you are eating the deer at least?

It was several hours decomposed when I first saw it, so no.

[MaximumZero]

Strange. In Ohio they have a fine for hitting a deer, but the authorities strongly advise disposing of the remains, because it's nearly a guarantee that the internal organs will rupture.

thats why you aim for the head

Boom. Headshot. (With a car!)

[Alnos]

Everything in this channel is alternatingly hilarious and unsettling.

Seriously.

EDIT: MOO!

[Akura]

Well that was weird. I finally beat Larxene in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, and the end-of-battle slowmo effect showed Sora's handing heading straight up her robe.

Spoiler: Let's see... (click to show/hide)

That makes one girlfriend waiting at home for him, a gaycrush on his best friend, an obsession over another girl as a result of fake memories being put into him, on the recieving end of another gaycrush from one of the bad guys, and now he's feeling up enemy femme fatales he just beat up?

As far as shipping wars go, he's a battleship.

[alway]

http://digitallife.today.com/_news/2011/07/22/7141760-man-allegedly-force-fed-iphone-to-girlfriend

Apparently 37-year-old Brian Anscomb was recently arrested after accusations that he'd "force-fed" an iPhone to his girlfriend during an argument. According to court papers referenced by the New York Post, this attack bruised and cut the mouth of the 23-year-old woman.

[Aklyon]

How do you manage to cut someone with a rounded object?

[Angel Of Death]

How do you manage to cut someone with a rounded object?

Well, it's simple! The iKnife app!

Force fed an iPhone... That really dosen't make any sense.

[UltraValican]

I watched some of the high tier magic spells from Disgaea 4, they all summon...friggin...anime characters...from actual anime....
The only reason I figured this out was that the ultimate fire spell featured holo from "Spice and Wolf"...what the F*ck happened to giant fricken dragon with somewhat racist Asian name burning everything to a crisp?
I know Nippon Ichi is hurting but putting advertisements in the IN GAME SPELLS is not the way to gather revenue.
I am not RAAAAAAGING just shocked.

[Heliman]

Everything in this channel is alternatingly hilarious and unsettling.

Ok, yeah, I just saw this thing among this wierd horde too. I NEED A BRITISH PERSON IN HERE, STAT! DO YOU GET THE POP CULTURE REFERENCES AT ALL? I'M AN AMERICAN I DON'T KNOW.

[ToonyMan]

I watched some of the high tier magic spells from Disgaea 4, they all summon...friggin...anime characters...from actual anime....
The only reason I figured this out was that the ultimate fire spell featured holo from "Spice and Wolf"...what the F*ck happened to giant fricken dragon with somewhat racist Asian name burning everything to a crisp?
I know Nippon Ichi is hurting but putting advertisements in the IN GAME SPELLS is not the way to gather revenue.
I am not RAAAAAAGING just shocked.

They have Index too.  :3