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[RedKing]

Sounds like they're scraping the bottom of the barrel no surprises there. That's the plot of DOS Doom-ripoff game "Redneck Rampage" BTW. Reminds me of a low budget italian king-fu sci-fi / western flick I saw once. Cannot for the life of me find the name of that movie, I swear I saw it late one night on TV once, or maybe video. Sucked anyway.

I think I've actually seen what you're talking about. 70's and 80's Italian sci-fi is LOLtastically bad. Almost on the level of Turkish Star Wars.

[Reelyanoob]

There's an Italian star wars fan film "Dark Ressurection" which is not bad at all. Better than most "for profit" italian sci-fi or that Turkish thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Resurrection_(film)

Sure, some people trash this for not being a "professional" movie, but hey it's pretty good for a fan effort, good atmosphere.

EDIT: They had a budget of 7000 Euro's and most reviewers on IMDB said this was better than "Revenge of the Sith".

[Bauglir]

EDIT: They had a budget of 7000 Euro's and most reviewers on IMDB said this was better than "Revenge of the Sith".

To be fair, the only way you could make a Star Wars movie worse than that would first require you to be George Lucas.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

EDIT: They had a budget of 7000 Euro's and most reviewers on IMDB said this was better than "Revenge of the Sith".

To be fair, the only way you could make a Star Wars movie worse than that would first require you to be George Lucas.

Counterpoint: Uwe Boll

[Angel Of Death]

EDIT: They had a budget of 7000 Euro's and most reviewers on IMDB said this was better than "Revenge of the Sith".

To be fair, the only way you could make a Star Wars movie worse than that would first require you to be George Lucas.

Counterpoint: Uwe Boll

Double counterpoint: Micheal Bay

[Darvi]

Quadruple counter point: Have them all work together. On a budget that seems to have been made by Scrooge McDuck.

[Aklyon]

EDIT: They had a budget of 7000 Euro's and most reviewers on IMDB said this was better than "Revenge of the Sith".

To be fair, the only way you could make a Star Wars movie worse than that would first require you to be George Lucas.

Counterpoint: Uwe Boll

Double counterpoint: Micheal Bay

G.L: Bad at making third episodes.
U.B: bad in general
M.B: *BOOM! CRASH! KA-BOOM AGAIN!*

[RedKing]

I see your hack directors and raise you one Tommy Wiseau.

G.L: Bad at making third episodes.

Hey now....I enjoyed Last Crusade. It was the 4th episode that was the problem there.

[Reelyanoob]

Executive producer can be the guy who made "Superbabies". and bring in the "Epic Movie"/"Disaster Movie"/"Meet The Spartans" guys as writers.

[Aklyon]

I see your hack directors and raise you one Tommy Wiseau.

G.L: Bad at making third episodes.

Hey now....I enjoyed Last Crusade. It was the 4th episode that was the problem there.

I was still close

[Tellemurius]

huh, i somehow created a memory leak via loading Bay12 through Chromium and lagged the hell outta one of the core.

[breadbocks]

I see your hack directors and raise you one Tommy Wiseau.

You forgot M Night Shymalan or however it's spelled.

[Reelyanoob]

I see your hack directors and raise you one Tommy Wiseau.

You're tearing me apart, RedKing!

[SalmonGod]

I'm looking forward to Cowboys and Aliens for some mindless popcorn-chomping entertainment, personally.

[Bauglir]

Where did this mattress come from?