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[Akura]

Since this thread was its own material yesterday, I'll post yesterday's now.

While heading back to the warehouse yesterday, I took a look in the mirror during a stop. My face looked like someone beat the holy hell out of me. I was that tired, or at least I looked it.

Then, when we got back and I finally got to have some lunch, I find that the staff had ordered some Papa John's pizza for lunch(and there was still some left even! ). I ate one of the peppers that Papa John's comes with, and for the next half hour or so, my mind was on a bender. What the hell kind of peppers are those?

And finally, while walking to the bus stop home, I hear a car accident. I walk over to the scene, and see that it was just a fenderbender. I few minutes later, an EMT pulls up, another few minutes and another EMT arrives, followed by an ambulance, followed immediately by a police car. It was just a fenderbender.

[smokingwreckage]

I heard someone argue that if you take a cupful of water out of a bucket, then put it back, there will be more water in the bucket.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I heard someone argue that if you take a cupful of water out of a bucket, then put it back, there will be more water in the bucket.

Recognizing the conservation of matter in a system is a development that takes place between the ages of 4 and 6 years old. How old was the person that told you this?

[Darvi]

Maaaaaybe they were talking about video game duping? [/benefitofdoubt]

[Ephemeriis]

Got a call from someone in HR this morning...

HRminion:  I need to log in to the HIS system, what's my username?
Me:  It uses your employee number.
HRminion:  What's my employee number?

...you work in HR.  If you don't know your own employee number, who the hell does?  Honestly, normally, I'd direct such a question to the folks in HR.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I heard someone argue that if you take a cupful of water out of a bucket, then put it back, there will be more water in the bucket.

Well it's true.
If you take a cupful of water from a bucket, that bucket will be minus a cupful.
If you put that back in there will be more water in the bucket than there was while it was minus said cupful

[Heliman]

Somthing happened to the Nyan Cat youtube video. When you see it, you will shit bricks.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Somthing happened to the Nyan Cat youtube video. When you see it, you will shit bricks.

...how did they do that?

[ein]

Old news is old.

[anzki4]

What's new about it anyways?

[RedWarrior0]

What's new about it anyways?

Look at the bottom of the video.

Edit: Whyyyyy...

[MaximumZero]

Iron Maiden made me WTF today. See happy thread for details.

[Heliman]

What's new about it anyways?

Look at the bottom of the video.

Edit: Whyyyyy...

ONE-UP-MANSHIP IS NECESSARY!

[Jopax]

LOLWAT!

[Trapezohedron]

Forgot where I found this, but wow, it's a real life recreation of M.C Escher's Waterfall painting.

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