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[Taco Dan]

I think I would remember if I had amnesia.

Sig'd because I can. So there.

[Angel Of Death]

Apparantly, Sony just got hacked again.

 

[olemars]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLpdFDGFdak

[warhammer651]

So, on my way to school, parents are bitching at me about my grades and they accidentally run a red light as an 18-wheeler drives through.

Fortunately, I wake up before the crash, realize I've overslept and hurry downstairs to eat breakfast and get my shit before heading to the bus.

On my way to the bus stop, one of my neighbor's dogs attacks me.

Then I wake up again..... to find my ceiling is a wall, that is actually still the floor due to an optical illusion.

Then I wake up again.


WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SUB CONSCIENCE?

[Darvi]

Inception much?

[Karnewarrior]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SUB CONSCIENCE?

To get a psychiatrist?

[Angel Of Death]

I just learned where the "Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?" meme came from...

I'm more confused that there actually was a "Fuckin' magnets" meme...

[Darvi]

mOtHeRfUcKiNg MaGnEtS

[Jopax]

Just watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, still not sure what the fuck did i see, but i guess that's a good indication that Gilliam made the movie since this happens to me every time i see one of his works X)

[bremarv]

Just realised I have added myself as a friend twice on msn.

[Darvi]

I just found out that my mom can apparently identify gifted people by simply reading a single PM on a forum.

That's like the total opposite of my ability to identify idiots with a single glance.

[Angel Of Death]

I just found out that my mom can apparently identify gifted people by simply reading a single PM on a forum.

Err... Umm...

I am confused.

[blackmagechill]

Posting to watch, and maybe stuff about this deer, the mauling earlobes is pretty weird.

[MaximumZero]

Are you keeping it as an emergency food source? Deer are delicious.

[Criptfeind]

So, I thought I would share a story with all of you. It is not my story, but it has been passed down to my from my dad. And it certainly has some elements of what the fuck in it.

So there my dad was, thirty or more years ago, driving down a road out in the woods. Out of nowhere three horses ran in front of his car and slammed into it.

One horse  smashed against his door and took off the side mirror.

One horse flipped up over the car, took off part of the roof and smashed the back of the car.

And one horse smashed though the windshield and ended up sitting in the passengers set next to my dad.

My dad looked at the horse. The horse looked at my dad.

They were both sitting there in shock looking at each other.

Then the horse bolted out of the car and the three of them ran away.

My dad's car was completely smashed expect for the drivers chair, if he was anywhere else he would have been killed. And the horses were (some light bleeding and bruises to be sure, but nothing serious) unharmed.


Oh my dad has a lot of interesting stories. He had a very fun (in the DF sense) youth.